Masterbate using fries as lubrication?Forgive me for being crude, but I'm not sure if I want to eat or masturbate right now. Maybe both at the same time.
I'll be sure to let it cool a little first. Not too much, though. I like the heat.Masterbate using fries as lubrication?
Used Frier oil would be slippery as HELL. Just careful of the carcinogenic bits...
Pics or it didn't happen.Trust me, you can do both at the same time ^^^
Next time, I already cleaned upPics or it didn't happen.
Probably for the best.Next time, I already cleaned up![]()
They actually made "pomme frites" at a nice restaurant I used to bartend at. They didn't even taste in the same boat as regular fries. Somehow they made them BETTER!!! They were hand cut and breaded in house.there is a "french" place close by that sells pomme frites for $8.50 , by pomme frites they mean the same frozen convenience product used by fast food chains.
technically they are fried potatoes but the $8.50 price and the word pomme frite esp in a french-ish place is super misleading. I call it a lie!
Pomme frite puts the idea of crisp, well flavored, hot and light taters into my taste imagination. Not generic fodder, plate filler.
They actually made "pomme frites" at a nice restaurant I used to bartend at. They didn't even taste in the same boat as regular fries. Somehow they made them BETTER!!! They were hand cut and breaded in house.
TO DIE FOR
P.S. I'm not going to lie - I fucking love McDick's fries. But these...were fucking better!!!!
youre the wizard yoI want some fries but I don't want to cook any, go get any, or have someone else cook or get some for me either.
Any advice?
I don't even know what that means. I've been drinking.uh uh ...how you gonna win when you aint right within
im not sure what that means. (dig hairy nips)?I don't even know what that means. I've been drinking.
Um...show me your tits?