Ever get your ass kicked? (or kicked ass)

Let's hear some fight stories! They're always fun to read.

I've been dating my g/f for like 5 years now and like a year and a half ago we broke up for a little. She was dating this emo douchebag and he called my house for some reason, so i was like are you fucking kidding me, calling my house like this?!?!

So I drove over to my g/f's house, he was trying to block the door and he was shaking, so scared. I eventually got through and pulled his ass out. It was downpouring outside and I ended up punching him in the mouth a few times but he was just trying to defend himself and running back the whole time, so I ended up saying fuck it, this is stupid. Later that night, went back to my g/f's house and we had some hot sex, and got back together again! hahaha

You should have beat down your g/f instead. She's the one that screwed you over.

I think just about everyone can relate. I have gotten my ass kicked a couple times, usually starts with a sucker punch when not expecting it. Was home on leave from the military and had an ex-gf at the motel. Was walking from the car to the front desk, and crossed paths with her current bf. She did not say a damn thing, and as I walked past him, he sucker punched me pretty good. She flipped out on him, then took me back to the room and made me feel all better. I have also been the one on the other end of the beating also. Once my gf was being hit on by a quote, unquote friend. When she told me about it I went off, got drunk and proceeded to whooping this guys ass. I went to his house and was trying to get him to come outside, but he would not. Finally I punched him through the screen door sending him flying back. As I began to proceed inside the house whooping his ass, his mom came out into the living room flipping out. Well that was over pretty quick, my gf was so pissed off at me for that.

only time i've ever gotten beaten on was when i was set upon by a pack of cubs! i was waiting for some guys to arrive in town for a birthday celebration, so i decided to wait in a big porch next to the cathedral that everyone apsses through, so generally a perfectly nice place to sit, so i see a bunch of about 15 little kiddies rolling up, probs 16yrs or so, drunk off their tits, chucking chairs from cafe's around and such, so i knew exactly what was gonna happen, like to the T! they mozy in, get a bit mouthy, all of them are a bunch of no-respect scum of the earth chavs, couple start getting cocky, so i just wait for them to move on which wasn't happpening, so then i get asked to fight, i'm past 6 foot, i used to stay up till 2am bare fist fightinh with some chinese guys i lived with, i know what goes where and such, so naturally i tell these guys to calm and jsut move on, i'm not out for hitting anyone, so at that point, the question comes up "well would you rather fight me or him, who do you rekcon's stronger"

now you can't answer this, these guys would prolly forget it goes left right left walking, so i make a move to jsut bugger off, so i get throttled, head smashed in against the wall, really not what i was expecting, but i just stuck to myself, i knew better at that moment, and it jsut got funny after that, half suddenly got real agro, half got all second thoughts, and one grabs a pc game i'd bought as a present for a friend, they smashed up the disk and wer so excited that they couldn't really understand that the manual that i picked up was all i cared about and i smiled and i grinned and oh how i laughed at them, that really got em livid, and i jsut walked offf laughing so hard, was walking around town later on after i'd had some wife beater, saw one of em on the cathederal green, walked up to him and punched him so hard in the face that he went down and didn't come up. the girls he was trying to impress at the time didn't really know what to make of it when i introduced myself and asked them how their evening was going


only other time i got hit for silly reasons, i was getting with a girl, her ex was a tank and a dick, got on my case, demanding to know what was going on etc, so i told him he could scerw himself as ait wasn't his business, to which he said he'd smack me, so i grabbed a couple of beers, told him where i'd be sitting, and that he could do jsut that, so i drink my beers when he rolls in with 3 guys in the car with him, walks over to me, punches and knees me in the face till i'm on the ground, demands why the f*** i'm not fighting back, so i jsut stood up, grinned ear from ear and said "know what fella, wasn't your business before, isn't your business now." i then told him some bull i made up on the spot about how when you hit sopmeone that hard as to bloody their face up good, you lveave your dna alllll over that guys face, now i was bleeding everywhere, with some fantastic photo', oh he got scared! first off he tried to talk to the girl, say i started a fight with him, then that he didn't even see me that night etc, then just dissapeared off the map. that was worth it, so very very worth it!

i'm a cool headed guy, i'll take a punch if it'll make my point

well i almost got into a road rage fight the other day.. actually humorious looking back.. i was at alberstons with my old lady and kid.. we left, and if was packed..im in the parklot waiting to pull out behing a frito lays truck thats blocking both sides of traffic.... im pissed..but i wait patiently.. well all of a sudden out of the attached burger king parkinglot, some1 who ignors that ive been waiting to pull out behing the lays truck , blantenly cuts me off ... so i say fuck it and lose my cool, and hit the gas, and end up cutting him off sanwhiched between the lays truck and sticking out into traffic.. now im wedged between the lays truck and the newer yukon that atttempted to cut me off.. all u can here is honking from me and the yukon and yelling coming from him.. its turned into a fip u off fest. well finally i get to pull out, i take a right, and gun it cussing the whole way...welll dik head in the yukon guns it , and pulls up on my truck... were both waiving are fists at each other, than i look over and noticed he's got his old lady and kid with him too.. i look at my old lady who has taken the whole incident in, and shes laughing histerically, like you dumb mo fuckers aernt doing shit, daddy daycare.. little does she know, had our families not been here, i was mad enought to stop my truck in the middle of the street to beat that asss...

Anyone can fight sober, try fighting when you are blazed off your ass. That is scary as hell to see fists flying at you when you're high.

Never got my ass beat before. Never been a coward either but thats just genetics so I don't blame anyone.

lol well this might sound kinda dumb but i wasnt stoned (i would have bin alot cooler about it)

well i was at BK waitng in line to take my order, im last. well some dude and his wife walks up YEllING into his cell in spanish, i dont mind that so much but the fuck is right on top of me, breathing down my neck. so trying to keep my cool down, i take a step back and step on his foot and was like OH im sry you shouldnt be so close to me , then he tells me to watch it punk kid and a few other names ( im not a punk kid i mean im like 5'6 and 20, have a son, work full time,own a house ,2 cars and go to school,.) so that ticked me off but, i said fuck it i dont want to waist my time with the dude. well when im placing my order the fucked is even closer to me, still talking shit . so i turn around and i loose it and tell him to back the fuck off or shit is going to happin (my old lady and son wasnt there thank god ), well he is like what shit thats when he pushed me from behind, making me falll over onto the counter where i was ordering the food. i got up and just layed his asss out, he is out cold on the ground, well the wife is screaming and shit and called the cops once i herd the cops where coming i just walked out of that place and never looked back

OK HERES ONE!

this was my freshman year, im a senior now.

I was in biology class looking for my calculator,well I couldn't find it, so i asked this gay black dude if he had took it, (no i didnt ask him cause he was black or gay i was just curious) and so he get all mad and slaps me in the head. now hes like 6"3 and kinda stout. so I just fucking punch him in the head as hard as i could he got knocked out of his seat and hit his head on the edge of the table. then I just started poundung in him, he ends up running out of the room and going to the office and telling on us for fighting.....I got charged 285 dollars, that little bitch!

ShroomZoom22 said:

Anyone can fight sober, try fighting when you are blazed off your ass. That is scary as hell to see fists flying at you when you're high.

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thats nothing. i got busted(i thought at first)/robbed/beat&pistol whipped all while rolling on ecstasy.

we were leaving this club at like 3am when this guy asks to buy some pills. guy looks/sounds legit so we serve him at the car. as soon as the transaction goes down a carr screeches up and out jump what seem to be undercovers....weve been set up. as were getting searched and told about how were going to jail for selling rolls blahblahblah, i look over my shoulder to see one of the cops stealing my car stereo. wait, cops dont steal radios....were getting jacked. i holler to my boy that were not getting popped were getting jacked and i immediatly get punched, kicked, and knocked out with dudes gun. woke up a minute later short about $700, 30-40 pills, about $1500 worth of car stereo, my weed, my boys smokes, and my toll change(thats right, i had to explain to the toll booth lady that my lack of funds was directly related to the fluids leaking from my forehead).

all while rolling balls.

Back in middle school I got jumped every day for being the only white person in my school. It was the norm back then. But come High school shit started to turn around. I've only been jumped one time since then. It was in my neighborhood.

People were always wanting to fight me at the time, but I usually tried to back down. One time I was walkng down the road and a bunch of punks were skating in front of a church. They jumped me and got the better of me that time. I walked home, grabbed an axe handle, rode my bike back up there. They saw me coming and took off. I hit one kid in the back while he was trying to skate away, and another kid in the leg after he puched my bike over but I jumped off in time. The other two took off and left there friends to get pummeled. I kicked the fat kid a few times and pushed my bike home (I think one of them jumped on the tire or something) I haven't had a problem with them since. I haven't really even seen them. One of the ones that got away came into the burger king I worked at and I spit on his whopper. Other then that they avoid me now adays.

I've got my ass kicked before. I think everyone should get their ass kicked at least once in their life.

Rep for you. that is a kickass story especially becuase i hate emos.
i just hope you arnt a bunch of fueling 15 yearolds.

Well back when i was a sophomore in high school, I was standing by my locker getting my shit out when these two black kids walked up and told me to empty my pockets. So we exchange a few words and it ends with one of them telling me i have 5 seconds before i get knocked out. So as im standing there just looking at him, he hits five and punches me hard as hell right in the nose(Actually broke my nose) so i hit him back a few times get him on the ground and am pounding on him and next thing i know, im on the ground in a puddle of blood with about 3 or 4 guys standing over me(one was actually sitting on me) punching and kicking the shit outta me.

Took a pretty good beating but hey, didnt get my shit took.

Nice thread and some good stories, I have a shitload of stories from when I was in school, but have since calmed down so i'll tell one.

I remember back in Grade 9 a kid jacked my ipod in gym class, I left it in my hoody and left it beside the field we were on outside. So at the end of class I grab my hoody, no ipod, I look around on the field to make sure I didn't drop it but I can't find it. So once I go in pissed right off asking people if they seen it a few kids from my class said this kid took it. So I'm looking for the kid and he ditched the rest of of the day till lunch. So I call my brother and a few friends from the highschool nearby and at lunch we went to find this kid. So we were cruising in my buddies shitty old aero star van. We go behind the sev by our school where a lot of posers went and smoked their parents ciggarets and sure as shit we find him. we roll up behind and hop out, I go up to him and ask him where my Ipods at he plays dumb, and theres headphones hanging out his jacket so I ask to see his and he gets up in my face saying that i'll get jumped if I don't leave, Next thing I realise I just stomped this kids chest into the wall of the sev, and he's down and not getting up but I just start feeding this kid knees when he's down. None of the 10 or so kids there did shit but watch. And then I just grabbed his jacket off him and took it back into the van and we drove off to my house. I got my ipod which had my initials scratched into it and half a pack of peter jacksons smokes, I think I just threw his jacket ont he street on the drive home. For the rest of the year he couldn't keep eye contact for a second when I saw him.

dthfromabv79 said:

Let's hear some fight stories! They're always fun to read.

I've been dating my g/f for like 5 years now and like a year and a half ago we broke up for a little. She was dating this emo douchebag and he called my house for some reason, so i was like are you fucking kidding me, calling my house like this?!?!

So I drove over to my g/f's house, he was trying to block the door and he was shaking, so scared. I eventually got through and pulled his ass out. It was downpouring outside and I ended up punching him in the mouth a few times but he was just trying to defend himself and running back the whole time, so I ended up saying fuck it, this is stupid. Later that night, went back to my g/f's house and we had some hot sex, and got back together again! hahaha

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...so you punched a guy that didnt want ta fight back. total bitch move.

dthfromabv79 said:

Let's hear some fight stories! They're always fun to read.

I've been dating my g/f for like 5 years now and like a year and a half ago we broke up for a little. She was dating this emo douchebag and he called my house for some reason, so i was like are you fucking kidding me, calling my house like this?!?!

So I drove over to my g/f's house, he was trying to block the door and he was shaking, so scared. I eventually got through and pulled his ass out. It was downpouring outside and I ended up punching him in the mouth a few times but he was just trying to defend himself and running back the whole time, so I ended up saying fuck it, this is stupid. Later that night, went back to my g/f's house and we had some hot sex, and got back together again! hahaha

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haha gotta love beating up those emo kids. a few years back i was still dating my high school sweetheart i guess you could say. we had been dating for almost 3 years and i left to go live with my sister and help her get a business started in north carolina for 6 months. when i was gone she broke up with me bc she said i was never going to come back or some crazy bs like that.

when i moved back we got back together and she told me she hooked up with some emo kid. so about a week after i moved back i saw him at a party at a friends house and decided i wanted to know what really happened between them bc i thought she wasnt telling me everything. (I was right) and when i confronted him he totally avoided me then he got one of his boyfriends to distract me while he slashed my tires. so when i went to leave and saw this i got my brass knuckles and just went straight up to him and beat the shit out of him. he had to get 20 stitches and i got off scott free. gotta love having an uncle that's an attorney

yeah-good stories ya all have.
i have been in many fights, but i just hate violence and i only fight when there are no backing up.im not scared or anything, just in my book, fightning doesent solve shit.
so this was when i were in 11. grade in my high school.i was eating in a school canteen, just chewing some potato in my mouth when BAAAAAM-some of big tall fucker hits me in all of those other people in the canteen.i didint saw that hit coming because that fucker was a little pussy who only starts shit with suckerpunches.he accused me that i had stolen his sigarets-and im like WTF.he tried to hit me in the face, but somehow the blow went to my neck and lil a bit in the cheek.so im like WTF- dude, your dead, cas i never stole some god damn rat ass sigarets!!!i jumped up and told that fucker that no, i aint going to fight you in all of those people, and said-lets go outside.so we went.when we were in a spot where we could fight a buttload of people had also joined the show.so i said to the fuck-so common, bring your shit, no sucker punching this time.and i just went straight on to him.kicked a good blow straight to his face.then i started to kick him with my fists.he was getting blow after blow.when i let him come up 4 the ground his nose was bleeding and his clothes was all bloody.then he jumped me-he didint hit just hold me tight like a fucking gay so i couldnt hit him any more.i wrestled out of it and punched couple of quick hits to his stomach and face-he was like noooo m,oooore-i asked him that -do you want some more motherfucker, and he doesent said shit!!!!
so only time that the bastard hit me was in the canteen-i was pleased, cas i had washed the shame off of me.that dude was all do blame, accusing me 4 i didint know shit about.motherfucker, i just hate violence.

I think the ONLY person who has ever come close to kick my ass was my dad. Otherwise i make a point of being the one to finish the fight. But fighting is obviously the last thing to do - i'll always try talking about things first - but if someone throws a punch [and there has been many idiots who see me and want to try and make a name for themselves with their pals] i'll lay them down where i find them and then walk away like a gentleman.

All i'll say is

Westham United Football Club
East London
ICF
Football hooliganism

Those 4 things are why i NEVER get my ass kicked, by anyone.

As the old saying goes... 'You don't know how to give a beating until you have taken one'

I was that kid at school that used to go to school every day with a black eye or busted lip from my stepfather.... so all the bullies just wailed on me every day, and I would go home with my short torn and a blood nose 4 out of 5 days....

Didn't really bother me at school, I mean a couple of 10yr old kids could never whip me as hard as a grown man that is drunk and wailing on my mother....


After a few years of this crap, I finally had the last straw and snapped.

I hurt those bullies in ways that they would never recover from emotionally....

Nobody f*cked with me after that because I would snap and flog you in a heartbeat, but knowing this... the 'High School' guys would bail me up in a corner after school and 4 or 5 of them would fight me all at once simply because they knew I would....... So unfortunately the whole 'going home with ripped bloodstain shirts' begun all over again...

Mum decided to put me into boxing to teach me how to protect myself (I was a 13yr old scrapper) and yeah..... I got good....

Over time I have flogged alot of people since then, but most of them for the right reasons, and today I am extremely humble and walk away from nearly everything....... but sometimes in life, there is things you simply cant walk away from, and an act of violence is the only way that will serve the situation justice....

Fighting is only wrong when you fight for the wrong reasons... imo

Cheers Jimmy