So did you ever smoke that bowl? We know you packed it but did you smoke it...?
I'm only now about to smoke that bong. I went to hit it and the bitch next to me must of had an orgasm, she jerked violently and kicked me right in the bridge of the nose as I went to light up the weed.
needless to say given the current circumstances I was seriously pissed. so I just sat there stewing in my rage with bong in hand not moving a muscle. even when she started finger banging herself again while she positioned her toes in my mouth, I calmly sat there motionless in my fury like a zen monk.
I can only assume she completely desensitized her vagina because she eventually stopped before standing up and dropping a piss/shit/vomit combo on the couch and carpet, great more shit to clean up. Its not the cleaning up that pisses me off though really I was planning on sniffing where she was sitting on the couch but since vomited right where she was sitting I don't really feel like it anymore, things are really not going my way today.
however while this went down the cousin in my bed must of regained consciousness since she is no longer there. My window was open and it looks as though she left in a hurry. I'm hopeing she didn't realize where she was and thought she was in the room of a random 1 night stand, that would be the best case scenario.
random couch lady(RCL) is currently all tuckered out and appears to have passed out in the puddle of her own excrement for the time being, I still don't know what to do with RCL, she cant stay here as im not really sure what to feed her. I'm also still unsure on the fate of the rest of my family and who and what it was that spiked everyone but I am on the case...
its like the movie 'dude wheres my car?' but instead of a car its drugged family members
I detect a personal writing style...think I know who OP is; already been suggested
