E-mail I recieved by the RIU admin...
- Thread starter Rusty Trichome
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wormdrive66
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Dear Rusty Trombone,On behalf of all Lurkers on this site I present you with this Glorious Award for 4 Years and 3 Months of dedicated service.
Congratulations
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You are an Ungrateful Jerk!! Gimme Back my shirt.
Now you get this award.
JohnnyGreenfingers
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Dear Rusty-
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. They were complimenting you, not bashing you. You are clearly ignorant. I might go as far as stupid. ( that is bashing) Let me explain?
You see, on most forums, lurking like that is worn as a badge of honor. I know of lots of people on other forums who will make an extra account just for that purpose, and to receive the exact kind of attention and adoration that you received before you popped your cork. When someone makes an account and then waits years to make their first post, it gives the appearance of a noble, deep thinking and mysterious person who finally had something important to say. Unfortunately, you ruined any perception of that with your second post, when you proved that you're really just a random asshole who thinks enough of the site to come here and plagiarize our information, but not enough to offer any input himself.
Humanity weeps for your forum soul. Please gofuckself immed.
That is all
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. They were complimenting you, not bashing you. You are clearly ignorant. I might go as far as stupid. ( that is bashing) Let me explain?
You see, on most forums, lurking like that is worn as a badge of honor. I know of lots of people on other forums who will make an extra account just for that purpose, and to receive the exact kind of attention and adoration that you received before you popped your cork. When someone makes an account and then waits years to make their first post, it gives the appearance of a noble, deep thinking and mysterious person who finally had something important to say. Unfortunately, you ruined any perception of that with your second post, when you proved that you're really just a random asshole who thinks enough of the site to come here and plagiarize our information, but not enough to offer any input himself.
Humanity weeps for your forum soul. Please gofuckself immed.
That is all
The Cryptkeeper
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He said bash once.
Just found that interesting. lol
axionjaxson
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wtf?????????propaganda mailings? never had any.
axionjaxson
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lollollollol
JohnnyGreenfingers
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That was a movie quote from Princess Bride. -1 for you.He said bash once.
The Cryptkeeper
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Where the fuck did they get this guy!?!
JohnnyGreenfingers
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Lmao! I literally told someone on the phone you would do that. 100% girl. Nice panties. =)
The Cryptkeeper
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You're talking to someone on the phone about me? I'm flattered. =)
P.S.~ Thanks for the plus rep.
I'm flattered. =)P.S.~ Thanks for the plus rep.
JohnnyGreenfingers
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I was. I just felt like I was sure where you'd go with that. +rep!You're talking to someone on the phone about me?
EDIT: you slipped up and posted that from under your cloak of invisibility. So much win!
The Cryptkeeper
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I was asked by someone if I wanted them to talk to admin about you but I must admit I'm fascinated by you! You remind me of an old member by the name of Doc08 but I'm sure you're not him. lol I've flamed far worse so it's fun to see someone flame me like this. =)
JohnnyGreenfingers
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Talk to the admin. What's the worst that could happen, they ban me? How would I ever survive?!?! (I don't live for this place nor let it own real estate in my head like you do)
I'm not Doc08. I said who I was. I do appreciate you at least having balls enough to appreciate the flame karma. I was convinced there wasn't a drop of man in you until that part. Well played, friend.
The Cryptkeeper
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Oh this forum does indeed own real estate in my head as you put it, and has for 6 months or so. Sucks, to be honest.
Let's see how long it takes for the forum to lease a lot in your psyche.
Sucks, to be honest.Let's see how long it takes for the forum to lease a lot in your psyche.
JohnnyGreenfingers
Well-Known Member
I'm a veteran of many (non mj) forums, dating back to the mid 90's. I have literally seen it all. I thought you might be as well, but judging by your terrible form, you're either inexperienced or super sketch. Horrible etiquette to post pms, but really what were your options? A retort that would just get turned sideways and placed deep in your butt? Likely. =)Oh this forum does indeed own real estate in my head as you put it, and has for 6 months or so.
Let's see how long it takes for the forum to lease a lot in your psyche.
I would have happily handled all of this in pms, like the one I sent last week or whatever apologizing to you. Funny you didn't post that one. But since we're just putting everything on blast, I'll say it here.
I don't have anything personal against you. Back when I was still just lurking, your posts to April were cringeworthy and pussified. I wanted to find you, slap you and revoke your man card until you learned how to carry it. Then, when you got dumped and she took off to a new country to get the holy flying shit fucked out of her by ANOTHER member of this same forum, the way you handled it on front street here in the forums and some of the posts you authored were just more than I could resist. I picked on the creepy/pussy aspects of it. I found it fun.
Later, after seeing how hurt you really seemed to be by the whole issue, I felt bad for having done so and sent you that apology pm. Apparently, that wasn't good enough. My bad. I do hope you figure things out, that must be a rough existence. And although there is a shit ton of snark in this post, I really do mean that last part. =)
Total Head
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what a delightfully typical TnT thread. i'm having a wonderful time.
i particularly love how the op came back just once to wring out his panties and hang 'em up for good.
and i appreciate the much needed schooling on my behavior. pointing out the obvious is about as destructive as they come. i needed to be stopped. thanks, rusty.
edit: the flame war thingy is good times, too.
i particularly love how the op came back just once to wring out his panties and hang 'em up for good.
and i appreciate the much needed schooling on my behavior. pointing out the obvious is about as destructive as they come. i needed to be stopped. thanks, rusty.
edit: the flame war thingy is good times, too.
The Cryptkeeper
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Wasn't expecting this to be honest.
*like*
You might be my recently deceased sardonic, misanthropic, misogynistic self coming back to haunt me. Yep. That has to be it. My former self WOULD be awfully pissed off after all...
You have things of course woefully misinterpreted but that's about the only part that makes me laugh.
BFF, no, but mutual entertainment, yes.
JohnnyGreenfingers
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LOVE the Princess Bride. Never heard of Newsies.
Also, the email did seem to traumatize the OP, but not nearly as much as the compliments after. Strange...
JohnnyGreenfingers
Well-Known Member
It's a little amusing that you thought I was angry. The clown in me doesn't allow public anger.Wasn't expecting this to be honest.
*like*
You might be my recently deceased sardonic, misanthropic, misogynistic self coming back to haunt me. Yep. That has to be it. My former self WOULD be awfully pissed off after all...
You have things of course woefully misinterpreted but that's about the only part that makes me laugh.
BFF, no, but mutual entertainment, yes.
I am saddened that you turn down my bff plea. I'll dig up the courage to get over it, but it won't be easy. You're like an emotional hurricane.
<3 x1000