Dumbest Thing You Ever did Stoned

bryon209

bryon209

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When I was sixteen I bought some pot with the money I had earned washing my moms car. I remember her calling me into the kitchen and saying."You bought pot with the money gave you didn't you. I instantly insist that I hadn't she then opened the pantry and I saw That I had put the milk in the pantry and the nesquick powder in the fridge.... I just admitted it and walked away
 
Since when do stoned people do stupid thing? :p


The dumbest thing I've ever done was probably trying to wear this glass beer boot and tripping falling smashing my head into the ping pong table, then going to the ER with a busted head stoned off my ass and drunk as a pirate :D
 
When I was about 15, a friend called and I didn't answer for several rings and by the time I did, the answering machine had started recording our message. We had a long discussion of how we were going to some dude's house and gonna get stoned, man, and etc. etc. Yeah, she had a fun time listening to messages when she got home.
 
went home for dinner with my eyes bloodshot ( not knowing )

I told everyone i was super sleepy and started rubbing my eyes.

Food was great
 
When I was 16 I got absolutely blazed at this girl Kristi's house. Her friend, Amanda, was incredibly hot but not into the green. She ended up drinking to keep up with us stoners and got sick in the end. I spent the entire night trying to get her in the sack, even after she got sick. Apparently Kristi wanted me the whole time and I was oblivious to her desires. I didn't get laid and ended up loosing a cool smoking friend too, that was a bummer of a summer.
 
To graduate from the program I attended at the university you have to give a speech in front of all the students who attend the program and all the profs who taught the program. Speeches were on Tuesday and Thursday.

I aced all the tests only thing left was the speech. It was Tuesday and I knew that my speech was on Thursday so I lite up and enjoyed all 1-1/2 hours it took for me to drive to campus. I was toasted.

Upon arrival they announed that one of the presenters was not there and the head of the program walked by me and leaned over and went, 'sniff - sniff' gave me a down and dirty look and said he had a volunteer - ME!

I gave my speech basically unpracticed in front of about 500 people in a raised seat auditorium with the lights on the audience, I could see the full house.

I bombed. Badly
 
Winter Woman said:
To graduate from the program I attended at the university you have to give a speech in front of all the students who attend the program and all the profs who taught the program. Speeches were on Tuesday and Thursday.

I aced all the tests only thing left was the speech. It was Tuesday and I knew that my speech was on Thursday so I lite up and enjoyed all 1-1/2 hours it took for me to drive to campus. I was toasted.

Upon arrival they announed that one of the presenters was not there and the head of the program walked by me and leaned over and went, 'sniff - sniff' gave me a down and dirty look and said he had a volunteer - ME!

I gave my speech basically unpracticed in front of about 500 people in a raised seat auditorium with the lights on the audience, I could see the full house.

I bombed. Badly
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once i fell asleep at a redlight to be awaken on greenlight by the person beeping me, in my defence it was 4am and i was out my face and tired
 
I miss the days where Id get that high..... :(

I would say the dumbest thing I did was get blitzed at lunch often when i was a noob and go back to class ( or home) numerous times walking like E.T and slurring my words, fucking reaking like herb and not knowing. But of course time heals all things, ive smoked with a former teacher and now supply a parent for migranes, so i look at those days and laugh.

Now I just leave the oven on and clothes in the washer. Gotta love it
 
OK, so last year me and a friend were baked as hell and got the munchies, so we decided to cook some chips, we went into the kitchen and put the oil on to heat up and went back into the living room and decided to roll another spliff and smoked it, we were so baked we completely forgot about the oil and the house started to fill with smoke and our eyes where starting to sting like fuck we went into the kitchen and found that the oil pan was on fire. Even tho we nearly caused a house fire it was still funny as hell.

Moral of the story.....if you plan on cooking when baked i wouldn't advise rolling another spliff if your already baked as fuck.
 
I forgot to pour the bong water out after smoking. So I put in my backpack and returned to class. Needless to say my bag tipped over bongwater soaked all my work and stunk like a muthafucka!! Gotta love highschool.
 
ran from the police and made it home, oh and hit 3 parked cars in the process. settled for 3 counts of leaving the scene of an accident.
 
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