Drug test results...test Thursday

Took a test today and here's the results. I have a probation test Thursday. Think I will be good?

Are we supposed to see some magical results here?

If yes then yes you will be fine to go see your po, he will show you love and affection.

looks a bit either way

Drink a ton of water, and take some vitamins.
If you're really serious, the shit in the bottle at GNC works like clockwork if you follow the directions to a "T".
Smoked chronically all the way up until the test, and the Tea from GNC NEVER failed me, or anyone I know.
You've got to drink almost 2 gallons of the shit and you'll have diahrea afterward but you'll never fail.
The Quick Tabs work great too if you follow the directions.
Got a friend on paper and he just uses the shit in the bottle every month. Been years, and he's never failed.
If your life depends on it, go with the tea.

Both are around 50 bucks.

Tav

Oh yeah, don't go in telling them you have to pass a piss test. Their policy has changed, and they won't sell it to you.
Just use the right words.

Ya. Took one last Thursday and failed it and even after celebrating my bday Saturday and drinking ALL night. Managed to pull a faint line. On cranberry pulls and niacin 2x/day. Just enough water to keep pissing yellow. Gonna take one more Wednesday night. If its still faint ill start a gallon of water Wednesday night. B vitamins and a gallon with more b's Thursday morning. Think I will be good

Smoked every day for a while. Some fire. Stopped with 17 days left and passed this one in 2 weeks. Feels great to be in shape and ripped

Your good, any line is a pass on probation. I know this shit, I spent 4 1/2 years on probation.

anthonymblack said:

Ya. Took one last Thursday and failed it and even after celebrating my bday Saturday and drinking ALL night. Managed to pull a faint line. On cranberry pulls and niacin 2x/day. Just enough water to keep pissing yellow. Gonna take one more Wednesday night. If its still faint ill start a gallon of water Wednesday night. B vitamins and a gallon with more b's Thursday morning. Think I will be good

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Pissing yellow is usually a problem , it means your urine is full of toxins

DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK,DRINK , DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, vitimins,creatine, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK

"CREATINE" is the Key word in drug tests.
It is what they check to determine whether it's real piss, or not.
Pretty much all flushing agents will have creatine in them.

Ya I lift religiously and eat a lot of red meat. That causes your creating levels to be naturally high. Creating can only be checked through gas analysis. And I never piss clear. Always yellow. Constantly under hydrated. You don't want clear piss at a p.o. Meeting....I promise

anthonymblack said:

You don't want clear piss at a p.o. Meeting....I promise

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Probation in my county encourages people to come in with a full bladder. They hate waiting for people to go pee, so clear pee isn't an issue. It's torture standing in like with 10 people in front of me about to piss my pants.

At my p.o. Clear piss is a failed test

Skuxx said:

Probation in my county encourages people to come in with a full bladder. They hate waiting for people to go pee, so clear pee isn't an issue. It's torture standing in like with 10 people in front of me about to piss my pants.

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Oh i rember those days

The worst is when you have to piss like hell, for hours then get called and sudenly cant piss with your PO breathing on your neck - So your told to wait but you cant , so you try to let just some out and Wait and Wait

LIBERTYCHICKEN said:

Oh i rember those days

The worst is when you have to piss like hell, for hours then get called and sudenly cant piss with your PO breathing on your neck - So your told to wait but you cant , so you try to let just some out and Wait and Wait

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Dude exactly. I literally shit my pants one time trying to force myself to pee so hard.

Ben their

You hold it so long you get diahrea - thats got to be healthy

The only way to truly pass with 100% results is complicated, if anyone wants to know I'll share right now I'm sad and a girl just texted me

beneathredcliffs said:

The only way to truly pass with 100% results is complicated, if anyone wants to know I'll share right now I'm sad and a girl just texted me

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Share, please!

Well, the OP's last activity was 10/9/13. I'm guessing he didn't pass.

neosapien said:

Well, the OP's last activity was 10/9/13. I'm guessing he didn't pass.

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RIP anthonymblack

My appointment was the 22nd, I was WAY off lol. Clear skies for me. My system was cleaned to below the 50ng level in two weeks!