Drug Test Random UA's, synthetic urine,

Tim Fox

Tim Fox

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some of you know me around here, I have random drug tests possible at work, anyone use synthetic urine products for pee tests,
some good advice is needed, , those cleanse things wont work, I am a big guy, and I smoke daily, so anyone tried them with good results,, what brands ect
hope to hear from long timers here, and not trolling advertisers,, thanks much
I posted this over in indoor growing thread where I usually hang out also,, just to get more response, thanks
 
Hydrotech364

Hydrotech364

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Tim Fox said:
some of you know me around here, I have random drug tests possible at work, anyone use synthetic urine products for pee tests,
some good advice is needed, , those cleanse things wont work, I am a big guy, and I smoke daily, so anyone tried them with good results,, what brands ect
hope to hear from long timers here, and not trolling advertisers,, thanks much
I posted this over in indoor growing thread where I usually hang out also,, just to get more response, thanks
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Detox xxl from detox4less I was 200lbs and high on 3 different drugs and aced the DOT's drug screen....Wouldnt use anything else but a hosp will find anything unless you use someone elses pee.
 
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superduperdu

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Here's what you do. The most important factor in determining a course of action to pass your drug test is to know the state/provincial laws. In the United States, each state has different rules for how drug tests may be administered. In many states, it is not legal for an employment drug test facility (or if done on site) to watch your penis. In these states you are legally entitled to privacy while you fill a cup with urine. In this case, synthetic urine is your best option. If you are in a state that is allowed to watch you fill the cup, you either have to get the fake dick, or hope that your detox drink works - both very shady situations. The hitch: employers are known to drive employees across state lines so they can be given a urine test under close supervision.

If you decide on synthetic urine, your local headshop might have some in stock. Get one that comes in a plastic bottle and a thermometer strip on the side. You will need to provide a body temperature sample, so practice getting the temperature right by microwaving and/or using a disposable hand warmer.
 
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superduperdu

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Forgot to mention, some states/employers do hair tests. If you're a chronic user, you're probably screwed if thats the case. I've only known occasional smokers to pass hair tests.
 
nomoresnow

nomoresnow

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Never had any luck with detox programs, products, vitamins etc... Last 4 times I had to pee I used one of those urine bag belts with the rubber tube and filled it with my wifes urine. I purchased a synthetic urine once but the more I researched the less confidence I had so I never used it.
 
BOB4TUNA

BOB4TUNA

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Tim Fox said:
some of you know me around here, I have random drug tests possible at work, anyone use synthetic urine products for pee tests,
some good advice is needed, , those cleanse things wont work, I am a big guy, and I smoke daily, so anyone tried them with good results,, what brands ect
hope to hear from long timers here, and not trolling advertisers,, thanks much
I posted this over in indoor growing thread where I usually hang out also,, just to get more response, thanks
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here is a recent story . as we all know when you get hurt at work and if ever a workers comp claim.
well i did. As i sat in the waiting room with anxiety of when they send me in what do i do.

the administrator came in and asked me to follow , she led me into a special bathroom just for urine test. she followed all the procedures as she should she took everything out of the room. the soap everything. she then left and closed the door . I looked up and went to the soft soap dispenser and there it was , some soap residue on the dispenser. Hell ya i did it. rubbed as much as i could get on my fingers. and you know , i wizzed on them fingers till it was all gone and in the cup. it bubbled a little bit but . it worked. contaminated sample. they cant prove shit, and they cant make me piss again. that time I won!
I just got lucky.
 
Tim Fox

Tim Fox

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nomoresnow said:
Never had any luck with detox programs, products, vitamins etc... Last 4 times I had to pee I used one of those urine bag belts with the rubber tube and filled it with my wifes urine. I purchased a synthetic urine once but the more I researched the less confidence I had so I never used it.
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hey man, do you get the other persons urine the same day of your test?, or do you store her urine in the freezer or fridge and if so, for how long, and how do you heat it back up, does the urine stay up to temp in the belt?,
 
Tim Fox

Tim Fox

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superduperdu said:
Here's what you do. The most important factor in determining a course of action to pass your drug test is to know the state/provincial laws. In the United States, each state has different rules for how drug tests may be administered. In many states, it is not legal for an employment drug test facility (or if done on site) to watch your penis. In these states you are legally entitled to privacy while you fill a cup with urine. In this case, synthetic urine is your best option. If you are in a state that is allowed to watch you fill the cup, you either have to get the fake dick, or hope that your detox drink works - both very shady situations. The hitch: employers are known to drive employees across state lines so they can be given a urine test under close supervision.

If you decide on synthetic urine, your local headshop might have some in stock. Get one that comes in a plastic bottle and a thermometer strip on the side. You will need to provide a body temperature sample, so practice getting the temperature right by microwaving and/or using a disposable hand warmer.
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I live in Oregon, we go LEGAL in 7 more days, but employers are not going along with the new freedom and making thier own rules, I guess until feds say its legal also?,, who knows, but I have been tested by this company before when I got the job, so i know they dont watch me, but they make me empty my pockets and they stand outside the door, and they wont let me flush the toilet,,
 
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superduperdu

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Yah it's pretty wack. Employers don't want people on drugs or drunk on the job, but they only test for the illegal one.

Check this page out: http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/free-books/employee-rights-book/chapter5-3.html

Invasion of privacy. Even an employer that has a legitimate reason to test might violate employee privacy in the way it conducts the test. For example, requiring employees to disrobe or provide a urine sample in front of others could be a privacy violation, depending on the circumstances.
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Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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Get someone to piss in a rubber glove and hide a pin in your clothing to poke a hole in the glove. Tape the glove to the inside of your underwear so it maintains body temp. You can store urine in the fridge but I would make sure the sample is relatively fresh.
 
KushyKari

KushyKari

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There's always the wizanator or the generic one(without a fake penis) called #1. I've used the #1 several times every time for work, and it worked every time they give you a little heat pack to warm it against your stomach so it's the right temp.
 
Tone5500

Tone5500

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Tim Fox said:
some of you know me around here, I have random drug tests possible at work, anyone use synthetic urine products for pee tests,
some good advice is needed, , those cleanse things wont work, I am a big guy, and I smoke daily, so anyone tried them with good results,, what brands ect
hope to hear from long timers here, and not trolling advertisers,, thanks much
I posted this over in indoor growing thread where I usually hang out also,, just to get more response, thanks
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Just took a drug test for a federal mine site use the quick fix plus fake piss me and round 20 other ppl passed this no problem just have to be able to get temp up to 90plud witch in the summer is easly done by keeping it in a pair of shorts under your regular pants winter time use the hand warmer it comes with
 
nevergoodenuf

nevergoodenuf

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I just passed yesterday using Monkey Wizz. It's all ready to use. Just stick the heat pack to the bag. It has a huge temp gauge on the bag. I wrap the bag around my thigh with the sack by my sack. Then tuck the hose into your underwear. Make sure you use the only the minimum. Just in case they ask for a second sample.
 
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