Drug Test, please help.

Aight, heres the deal, I have a friend that has to take a drug test on monday. It is Wednesday right now. The last time he smoked was on Sunday. And it was some Bomb Shit! Aight, so how does he pass the test. I Need some ideas that really work, not myths. I know there is one out there having to do with water and gaterade.please help.please. Or if you know of the thread that was posted on RIU send it to me please.

chrismtz93 said:

Aight, heres the deal, I have a friend that has to take a drug test on monday. It is Wednesday right now. The last time he smoked was on Sunday. And it was some Bomb Shit! Aight, so how does he pass the test. I Need some ideas that really work, not myths. I know there is one out there having to do with water and gaterade.please help.please. Or if you know of the thread that was posted on RIU send it to me please.

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is your frnd over weight, does he smoke everyday up untill sunday how often for how long. if not over weight and not an every day smoker there is a good chance he will pass it, drink lots of fluids something with antioxidents, blueberry cider, cranberry juice somethin like that drink a lot and piss a lot when tsking the test eat a lot of red meat the night before and drink a gallon of fluid 1 hr b4 the test piss before you go to take the test and when you piss in the cup piss midstream meanning piss a little than piss in the cup than finish in the toilet. best whay to not fail is to not smoke.

aight my friend is about i'd say 5'10'' and 150lbs. Id say he smokes every other day at most, but always good shit. What should the gallon of Fluid be?and when should he start this whole ordeal? The test isn't till Monday, which would be 8 days since he smoked last. And thank you for replying.

go with synthetic urine and if you can afford it get the whizzer (I think that is the name). It has a pouch that holds the synthetic urine but it also has an electric thermostat that runs off of a 9 volt battery and keeps the temperature of the fake urine at the correct temperature. So you actually hide it in your pants and then pull the tube out of your zipper, unscrew and it is just like peeing. Now if they watch you pee, you are screwed. Unless your penis resembles a 4 inch piece of clear tubing with a screw top!!

n make a prosthetic penis to slide over the tube, a suasuage wood probally work just get 1 close to ur skin colour. that is if u dont mind having raw meet next to ur member.

i also heard poppy seeds can give traces of heroin, n so they have to retest giving u time not to smoke
http://www.erowid.org/plants/poppy/poppy_testing.shtml

chrismtz93 said:

aight my friend is about i'd say 5'10'' and 150lbs. Id say he smokes every other day at most, but always good shit. What should the gallon of Fluid be?and when should he start this whole ordeal? The test isn't till Monday, which would be 8 days since he smoked last. And thank you for replying.

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Just go out and buy a" masking drink" at a local smoke shop or online and follow the directions on the bottle along with not smoking and drinking lots of water and excersizing....Its ok to drink cranbrry juice and all that NON-SENSE as long as you stop two days before test. dont drink ANYTHING acitic TWO days before the test...Also NO alcohale eather because it will dehydrate you.....Two days before test DRINK ONLY NON ACITIC drinks.....that means no juice or soda and NO alcohale eather.....The day of the test wake up early and start drinking water and pissing then drink more water and piss more.. you want to piss a dozen times before you go to take that test.......Depending on what "DRINK" you buy about TWO hours before the test you drink the "masking drink" then you refil the bottle with water then drink that bottle again this time just water and THAT'S it DO NOT drink anymore water after that tell after you test!!! you can piss like one more time after you drink that drink then you hold your piss and go take test......do what dude said and piss into cup mid stream. The "masking drink" should mask your dirty piss for like 4 hours or so. Once you take the "Drink" you have a window of time to take the test so you must plan when you will drink the "drink" based on when you think you will be taking the test.......Now you might pass the test without the drink and you might not but i always get the drink to be safe and ive always passed....The drink isnt fool proof you have to READ and FOLLOW directions on the bottle. First time i purchesed a "masking drink" it had a 1-800 number on the back and i called it and a PERSON actually answered and talked to me for about 15mins about how to use there product and tips on the best way to pass tests and what not to do.....Ive never failed a test since that phone conversation....... hope ive explained that so you can understand GOOD LUCK

if it a dip test he can go to a drug store and buy sum water pills on the day of the test wake up early
drink alot of water like half galon take three water pills drink the rest of the gallon the water pills will
make you piss alot buy sum vitamin b make shur the vitamin b is yellow or orange take two or three vitamin bs about 45 min to 1 hr before drugtest
worked for me every time for 3 yrs felony probation

i was on probation and in rehab for 2 yrs and never stopped. If theyy don't send it to the lab and don't look at ya dick use green tea. STOP SMOKIN......SSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTT. Make sure you get the green tea with no flavor or particles floating in it. i warm it up at the gas station cuz im dat gangsta lol. My best advvice. Never trust your body with passing a drug test. Green tea or synthetic urine if its a lab test. Then again i had green tea sent to a lab at a hospital for 2 workers comp casees. No problems someone should check that out. GREEN TEA I wont say it again

he needs URINE luck...fake piss gets em everytime...as long as they aint gotta look at chew while you peein

Have your friend drink 1 gallon of water per day. And cut out all fats. Instead of deserts eat apples or bananas. Seriously a whole gallon of water I know its alot but thats how much you should be drinking anyway. Diet is really important if your trying to flush your fat cells.

Go to GNC and buy some vitamin D (Niacin)

Have him take an advil 30 minutes before he takes the niacin.

Take the 1000mg of the Niacin right before bed every night because its kinda rough and its better to sleep through it.

have him do 30 minutes of cardio a day and wear a lot of clothes so he sweats.

Even if he smoked every single day for years that should clear him out in a about a week.

You also might want to consider a fat burner like xenadrine or hydroxycut.

Only drug test i have failed is for a job. and it was a swab so i smoked right before i got there and he asked me was i clean and i just thought. "yep this green tea is clean enough to drink" and then he gave me a swab so i couldn't say "