Drug test need help!

Ive had friends who used the drinks sold at head shops or GNC/super supplements and had great success. they combined it with drinking large amounts of water and cranberry juice and pissing all the damn time. always came back with clean piss.

my boyfriend is crazy. he can smoke tons of weed the day of the test and all days before the test and he NEVER tests positive for THC! I mean NEVER. he's taken many drug tests for jobs and never had one come back failed.

OP, there are too many factors to take into consideration for anyone to give you any sound advice, but here are some clarifications that might be robust enough to go by.

Heavy workouts too soon before a test WILL release metabolites that can be detected.

Drinking lots of water does help, but only an hour before the test to help dilute the concentration... anything more is simply a myth and unneeded stress.

Don't give the clinic your first piss of the day, sleep can also release detectable metabolites into your pee.

NORML has some suggestions on their web site under the legal section.

bluntmaster9 said:

i was told that if you know at least 24 hrs. in advance you can pass a test. ------ dont eat ANYTHING or drink ANYTHING OTHER THAN water for 24 hours and you should be fine. THC sticks to lipids in the body therefore a fatter person holds THC longer than a skinnier, in shape person... and the reason for not eating is if there is no new lipids in the body then there is nothing more for the thc to stick to. ----- i dont know if that is true or not. some one i know claims it works and uses it for his probation.

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An excellent observation. Makes perfect sense. I suppose one could eat fat-free foods. Actual fat-free: the more natural, the better.

I have to pass a drug test in 7 days from today and i smoked today. Is there any place that just sells stuff that just straight flushs your system for you? I mean just straight clean it out, not block for certain amount of hours.

I need to pass a drug test in 7 days from today and i just got done smoking. Is there any online store that sells shit to just striaght clear/flush your system one shot? and im not looking for somthing that blocks it for 3 hours or whatever it is.....

shit... sorry bout the double post there

again thanks for all the advice so far guys! ive kinda put it off, but i am going to make the call tomorrow to set up an appt. i gave in and just smoked last night hah! but im gonna try not to from her til the test.. have been drinking lots of water and im guessing that im just gonna snag a drink from a head shop.. i think thats my best option.. i def agree that smoking while job hunting isnt such a great idea but what can i say? i love that mary jane!! i def will let you guys know how it goes.. im nervous but i should be ok... ive done a lot of research and asked tons of ppl. ill keep you guys posted.. but any more advice/experience/opinions are much appreciated guys!!! THANKS!!!

One word: Goldenseal.

Go to Wal-Mart and take Goldenseal 3 times a day. Of course you need a few days of this and your test is right around the corner but this is the best, cheapest, most reliable way to help clean you out.

I saw someone else mention not to give them the first piss of the day. Follow that. Also don't give them the first piss of the stream when you DO piss in the bottle.

Water up a SHITLOAD. The worst that can happen is you dilute your piss so much that they cant test it and they reschedule you so drink drink DRINK drink drink.

When you fill out your form, make SURE you put that your taking Ibuprofen, it has been known to cause false positives.

When I was in the army I ALWAYS put sugar in the bottle along with my piss, I always heard it helped to fuck things up. I was ALWAYS dirty when tested, and was HIGH the very last time and was told that my piss WAS tested and never got busted. Couple packets worth of sugar held in your loose fist. Easy to drop it right in when you give em your sample. Good thing I was never tested for diabetes.

Same as above , i believe thc is in my bones after smoking 22 years, i failed a test after 29 days and i tried the sunny 7 crap.. End Results = Failed

I just passe mine a month ago and got the job!
no problems and you will guaruntee to pass as long as you flollow the directions. GUARUNTEED!!!! 99.9% you will pass.

go to your local head shop and buy the synthetic urine. it comes with 2 heat pads and a tempature strip and a belt that you can hide with a skinny hose with a open valve. it works beautiful. the one i used was "number 1" by puck technology. there are other ones that work the same. The belt is nice just in case they make you empty your pockets.

Good luck man lemme know how it goes so i can smoke while bein on probabtion and tell us what u did lol i need to fuk wit my PO lol

The only way to be 99.9% guaranteed to pass is to not smoke, ive failed probably 6 test in my days.I did the 99.9% herbal tea, gave them like my 30th piss of the day(god this crap makes me piss) and still failed.Everyones body is different, period....

I was an upppe level exec for a while, also a daily smoker, since I could write checks and handle funds etc.... I was teseted randomly without notice I would be told in the morning to report to the test site before 5 the only thing that let me keep my job for 5 years was always having a bottle of the synthetic with a couple of warmers in my brief case, stop at a gas station put the bottle in a cofee cup in the microwave for 15 seconds wrap the hand warmers around it and good to go, never failed not one test and was probably tested at least 25 times over 5 years......

I have found mixed result with the drinks/detox potions etc... The synthetic urine is the way to go. Buy it and a roll of duct tape. It comes with heaters. When you pull up to the test site, throw the heaters on there and tape the whole package to the inside of your leg, right under your balls. Keep it warm by sitting with your legs together while you wait. Use it in the collection cup and then piss in the toilet so theyll think you went (youll probably need to piss anyway when you see the toilet)

Tada!

It isnt worth risking losing the job. Spend the $30 and buy the synthetic urine.

My buddy used the whizinator, which is a stap on dildo that is full of fake piss... He still whips it out of his pants at parties. The fun never ends.

so i went down to my local head shop and bought some "number 1" by puck technology.. the guys swore upon it and it seems as though so does everyone on here. i am going to take the test tomorrow and ill let you guys know how it goes.. its actually pretty cool they have a belt that you strap around your waist. im just glad that i dont have to stop smoking! haha .. thank god for synthetic urine! : D

drink a shot of vinegar within an hour of when u have to pee in the unholy cup
your kidneys or something will begin to process the vinegar instead of anything else in them or u can buy some of the fake urine or those drinks that help u pass a drug test google it theres all these sites online

heres some facts that i heard of

#1 The younger you are the faster metabolism u have the more fit you are the faster metabolism
#2 If you drink alot of water and go take a drop test they will ask u why is ur piss coming out that way
#3THC DOES stick to lipids but there are always going to be lipids in ur body
#3

you could also take 4 aspirin about an hour from the test. still need to drink water and any juices before hand and the days leading up to the test. i have done this 3 times. passed twice and failed once.

there is another thing that is practically fool proof. i think its called clear maybe someone here knows what I'm talking about. i tried to Google it but nothing came up that looked like what i was talking about. think it was nitrate or something, you just add it to the pee. now keep in mind if you take this in the doctors office not to keep it in you pockets as they might make you empty them out. so tape it to your leg or something. Just remember if they test for this which they do sometimes, it will be an indicator your cheating cause in a large dose i think it will kill you HENCE DON"T INGEST just add to the piss bottle.

Just one last reminder. the vitamin thing be careful cause it can change your pee color which will send up a flag. Which in turns means they may test it in multiple ways.