Drug Test in 4 days =/

TheHead

TheHead

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bongsmilie im 6ft 200 Pounds I stop smoking the day after Christmas but was almost a everyday smoker about a 8th a weak, today i got a job opportunity of a lifetime but fear i have fucked the pooch on this one..... i have done nothing but drank tea and water none stop i piss almost 10-14 times a day, but my friend seems to think i wont be clean.. :-( and im scared he might be right im broke have no money for detox :wall: any advice...

Edit: i'm also new to the forms and would like to say hello to my fellow tokers i know i'm not the 1st to be in the situation -.-
 
TheHead

TheHead

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It was either the 26-30 one of thous days i couldn't sleep and got snowed in and i smoked my emergency supply =/ :wall:
 
giggles26

giggles26

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If your at the 26th you might make it, if your at the 30th your pretty much fucked, well maybe.

Your best bet is to get someone else's piss and take it in with you or get synthetic piss.
 
weedx

weedx

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dude you should be right on a piss test after this long, if they do detect anything it will be minimal.

I had a mate who was on probation and got told he had a piss test in 6 days, his russian mother made him eat broccoli every night for dinner and he passed with flying colours! I couldn't fkn believe it
 
Figong

Figong

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weedx said:
dude you should be right on a piss test after this long, if they do detect anything it will be minimal.

I had a mate who was on probation and got told he had a piss test in 6 days, his russian mother made him eat broccoli every night for dinner and he passed with flying colours! I couldn't fkn believe it
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Yup, without question - primary reason.. broccoli is an anti-oxidant. Carrots, strawberry, cranberry, etc will also work for anti-oxidants. :D
 
match box

match box

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You should only need 30 days to be clean. I know someone that used dried piss and when the test came back they told him it wasn't human.
 
giggles26

giggles26

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Woah wait I just read he said decemeber 26th, I was thinking january 26th, whoops.

Ya bro you should be good, it shouldn't take more then 30 days, I've seen it happen before but I'm gonna go with you will be just fine.
 
NEONKINEBUDZ

NEONKINEBUDZ

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That is a lot of time man. You should be fine. If they do a screen and only send the failed results to be confirmed with gs/ms, you will be good. I have been fighting the piss cops for 10 years now. Most places use the screen and confirm with gs/ms because it is cheaper. A home test is the same as the screen, 50 ng/ml cutoff. So if you can afford to take one of those and pass, you are good.
 
shaun2000

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The Tester will be able to detect small amounts, if questioned u can say u where at a party where somebody blew it in your face. The small amounts will verify this. Also Drink vitamin c, tons of it. Ive known army boys that have passed piss tests by simply drinking vitamin c drinks Every hour for a week.

(None of the information i have posted Has Be Proven to the best of my knowledge, I can only give you My Or My Friends experiences on the subject)
 
giggles26

giggles26

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If it's been over 30 days it wont even pick it up, it will be below the cut off point.

A faint line is a pass. I spent 4 years on community corrections so I know all about piss tests lol.
 
shaun2000

shaun2000

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giggles26 said:
If it's been over 30 days it wont even pick it up, it will be below the cut off point.

A faint line is a pass. I spent 4 years on community corrections so I know all about piss tests lol.
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Carnt get better then that..

All I knew is that it stays in the body for up to 3 months , but if u say a cutoff point for a piss test is 1 month thats good news, However. Im sure there is many different types of tests and improvements. Id still drink the Vit c - It wont just help Against a test but will make you healthy 2 :D
 
TheHead

TheHead

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Man, Thanks guys for all the info And the advice :D i went and picked up some orange juice and green tea. ^>^ im low on fund so i cant afford a piss test right now =( so im just gonna have to wait and see Tuesday man i hope i pass this staying clean is for the birds.... if anyone else has any info on to help me pass fill free to share im a good reader and will try anything one friend said to drink pickle juice 0,0 i cant stand pickles much less the juice 0,0
 
Taviddude

Taviddude

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You could have pissed clean a long ago. Drink some tea and orange juice if it makes you feel better, but you don't need it.
GNC carries a Tea, and a bottle of stuff to drink before you go in. Both are around 50 bucks. Both work. Follow directions to a T.

7 years of probation, and not one failed piss test.


Peace.
Tav
 
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AegisVeritas

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Firstly I'm not being insulting but depending on how fat you are it could take from 6 weeks to 8 weeks at the longest. Lean people can be clean in as little as 3 weeks. I would vote you're good to go, but if its the opportunity of a lifetime you should go to a pharmacy and buy a thc piss test to be sure. I wish the best of luck to you!
 
mtgeezer

mtgeezer

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Like every one said, you should be OK.........................UNLESS they do a hair burn. That will give results for up to the past 6mo. to 1 year. Best of luck.
 
B.B.V.C.

B.B.V.C.

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From what Ive heard pure cranberry juice and lots of it, tastes a hell of a lot better than pickle juice and like someone mentioned cranberries are antioxidants. plus its cheap
 
TheHead

TheHead

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Man you made me fill better about it guys / girls ^>^ i done finished off the cranberries drank im wait 2morrow and drank the oj ^>^ intill then beer all day -.-
 
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