Does Everyone Want To Lick Your Vagina?

hey hey hey! this thread is about pussy munching not cock measuring =)

r1tony said:

Keep this garbage rap shit in one thread. I respect your taste of music no matter how horrid, but spamming the forum with this shit is bad.

I mean I like all types of music, but this isn't one of them if it's even music to begin with.

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Why are you posting negativity in my Vagina thread? This thread has nothing to do with you- Title of the thread says- "Your Vagina" Do you have a vagina? If so this thread is for you, and I would love to hear your response to the questions, If not you may be in the wrong place.
This is not a rap thread but I do have rap threads if you are interested I think you should check them out, If you don't like my posts oh well, some people do, and if I put one person onto a musician they like that makes them happy or gives them a laugh or gives them hope or sets the mood for a good time, then my posts are worthwhile. And if I get someone a record deal or create a new fan that tells a friend or buys a ticket to a show or buys a Itunes download or T shirt or CD - then I have changed the world improved the economy created jobs and put food on the table- Sorry if you don't like it.

hahahahaha "my vagina thread"

r1tony said:

Sad little man, you are missing something in your life. I hope you find it someday.

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That nice innit, y dont you think before you speak

beardo said:

Why are you posting negativity in my Vagina thread? This thread has nothing to do with you- Title of the thread says- "Your Vagina" Do you have a vagina? If so this thread is for you, and I would love to hear your response to the questions, If not you may be in the wrong place.
This is not a rap thread but I do have rap threads if you are interested I think you should check them out, If you don't like my posts oh well, some people do, and if I put one person onto a musician they like that makes them happy or gives them a laugh or gives them hope or sets the mood for a good time, then my posts are worthwhile. And if I get someone a record deal or create a new fan that tells a friend or buys a ticket to a show or buys a Itunes download or T shirt or CD - then I have changed the world improved the economy created jobs and put food on the table- Sorry if you don't like it.

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Anyway you want to spin it. You openly posted about representing these bad artists, well that's your business and respect that. You don't need to put a stupid ass video with every post with YOUR shitty artists. Trying to spin it like its not spamming these BS artists.

[QUOTE="LIFE";6316739]That nice innit, y dont you think before you speak[/QUOTE]

Not sure I understand such a short simple sentence (maybe next time trying to whip a quick rhetorical comment think first?), but I think he is stating I should think before I speak. Well I do, and I stand by all my statements. Unfortunately I can't say the same for the others.

no need for reciprocation here I love to go down on my Lady.

Just need a snorkel for air every once and a while

xkuroitaimax said:

every man i ever slept with was a selfish bastard.

I've always been told i gave the best head ever but wouldn't go down on me. One guy licked for like a second for lubrication and then just rammed right in.

Women on th other hand were far more considerate and pleasurable... And i always return the favor.

Thanks for asking us beardo #^^# you're one of those nice guys who cares about how we feel. <3

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id suck your pussy all the time.....

For the record (not any of these shitty artists) I always make sure my women are satisfied first. To me that's the first thing I want to do, it just helps everything else that is coming for the next few hours.

Why must every pussy thread be tarnished with off-topic ness and chauvinism? I bet if you all were talking about how impressive your dicks are and how many hoes you banged at once no one can say anything -_-

Anyways, if I were a guy I would always oblige, providing the lady was polite enough to keep herself tidy down there and return the favor. Hmm, that's kind of my policy right now actually X3

r1tony said:

I am retired, well kind of at 35 years young (don't have to work but it is usually contract when I do anymore). Sorry to disappoint you, although I don't go around sizing my dick up (all my possessions) to everyone when arguments start. Although I would love to put you in your place, but don't see a need with you.

Sad little man, you are missing something in your life. I hope you find it someday.

My wife does work full time, on her own choice as we don't need it. She likes to help people being an RN, maybe you can schedule an appointment to see what is ailing you?

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what's ailing me is my boat is in the shop. i should be fishing.


i'm not the one who came into this thread CRYING.

r1tony said:

Anyway you want to spin it. You openly posted about representing these bad artists, well that's your business and respect that. You don't need to put a stupid ass video with every post with YOUR shitty artists. Trying to spin it like its not spamming these BS artists.



Not sure I understand such a short simple sentence (maybe next time trying to whip a quick rhetorical comment think first?), but I think he is stating I should think before I speak. Well I do, and I stand by all my statements. Unfortunately I can't say the same for the others.

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and I'M the one with issues?



you poor angry man.

He needs pussy :3

A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. He then finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I'm gonna be sick!"

The whore looks up and says "Thats what the last guy said!"

I'm sure it's a good game and all, but come on, don't spam us with B.S.
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/461420-mw3-multiplayer-footage-get-now.html

r1tony said:

Anyway you want to spin it. You openly posted about representing these bad artists, well that's your business and respect that. You don't need to put a stupid ass video with every post with YOUR shitty artists. Trying to spin it like its not spamming these BS artists.



Not sure I understand such a short simple sentence (maybe next time trying to whip a quick rhetorical comment think first?), but I think he is stating I should think before I speak. Well I do, and I stand by all my statements. Unfortunately I can't say the same for the others.

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Get real man, if you don't like my shit get lost, the internets a big place, even on RIU alone, lots of threads I don't post in.
Above is a link to a thread you started.
Everyone has there likes and dislikes and I actually come to RIU and other places to find out more about what other people are into- What you call spamming I would call supporting or promoting. Hey this is what I do, if you give a shit click on this, it's either me or my friend or someone I support or something I find interesting or funny- If you think I suck then don't waste your time because life is short and your time would be better spent doing something you enjoy. If there is anyone on RIU who has something going on I would love to see a thread about it so maybe I could learn something or find something new. If you work somewhere I would like to know more, if you have a hobby I would like to know more, if you think something is awesome or really sucks I would like to know more. FDD blows glass that's interesting, I can't do it but thats interesting to me, Great White North hunts, again I like reading the threads but I can't hunt, 420God has a Deer that's cool even though I don't like deer I'm glad theres a thread.
I'm going to start a new thread on Haters & Rap music and the first ammendment.

morgan lynn said:

a guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. He then finds a chuck of carrot and a pea, and he says, "i think i'm gonna be sick!"

the whore looks up and says "thats what the last guy said!"

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good one lol

I see it is we just met and I already fucked so theres no way in hell I'd eat one of these dirty hos out.

fdd2blk said:

what's ailing me is my boat is in the shop. I should be fishing.


I'm not the one who came into this thread crying.

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thought you had your boat fixed....go eat your lady's pussy it might remind you of fishing

riu is even more hostile in the morning.

I prefer pussy to fighting.

Morgan, that was gross but funny x

Hope everything goes okay with the boat.

ganjames said:

riu is even more hostile in the morning.

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i think it's the stoners who don't have weed, man