Doc's Dank Seeds

well thats something to look foward to! you grow some lovely medz.... so fresh and wonderful smelling.

FRANK ZAPPA LYRICS

"Montana"

[backing vocals Tina Turner & The Ikettes]

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss

Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
To somebody else . . . but then, on the other hand I would

Keep the wax
'N melt it down
Pluck some Floss
'N swish it aroun'

I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all
Afternoon . . .

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big,
An' ride him all along the border line

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night

And then I'd
Get a cuppa cawfee
'N give my foot a push . . .
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over by the Dennil Floss Bush

'N then I might just
Jump back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

mennil-toss flykune is how I typically pronounce it.

...the musical version....



cof

Yeah, Axe Master!

(I have to admit that I as disappointed when I found that he was never a Head...
...but you get over it...and the music was always *strong*)

The price of meat has just gone up.
And your Old Lady has just gone down! Reaorrr!

Javadog said:

Yeah, Axe Master!

(I have to admit that I as disappointed when I found that he was never a Head...
...but you get over it...and the music was always *strong*)

The price of meat has just gone up.
And your Old Lady has just gone down! Reaorrr!

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I always got the impression he was high with no outside input. One of the best song writer/composers of our time.

Larry {the} Gardener said:

I always got the impression he was high with no outside input. One of the best song writer/composers of our time.

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You're right, he was on a natural high.

Haha right on guys

I am tired as fuck. I planted all 11 plants in the ghouse today. That gives us 14 in the ground and two in a big pot and a tote for fall crop.

Dr.D81 said:

Haha right on guys

I am tired as fuck. I planted all 11 plants in the ghouse today. That gives us 14 in the ground and two in a big pot and a tote for fall crop.

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Whats the doctagon doing currently?

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In your spare time could you.........................lol

oldman60 said:

In your spare time could you.........................lol

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man that was a day buddy. 11 holes 2 ft down and about 30 - 36 in across depending on the hole.

Dr.D81 said:

man that was a day buddy. 11 holes 2 ft down and about 30 - 36 in across depending on the hole.

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Hell of a day of digging Doc.... should hire a couple ground hogs.
Then eat them when they're done.

Couple hours shut eye and back at it again. Will have plenty of time to sleep when your dead

Vnsmkr said:

Couple hours shut eye and back at it again. Will have plenty of time to sleep when your dead

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I've been around a loooong time, not true!
Worked myself into a disability retirement at 50, get some rest Doc.

oldman60 said:

I've been and a loooong time, not true!
Worked myself into a disability retirement at 50, get some rest Doc.

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Shit i had my ice cream and burning a doobie now and thats a rap

oldman60 said:

I've been around a loooong time, not true!
Worked myself into a disability retirement at 50, get some rest Doc.

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You gotta know your limits. I didnt say kill yourself. I sleep no more than 4 hrs a day

Got OES holding me some Old Family Purple beans. I might have to go see him to get those. Got to looking at more pics a damn that shit has me excited

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those girls are gonna blow up doc....nice work

doublejj said:

those girls are gonna blow up doc....nice work

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I am limited on how big i can get them this year. I hope I timed it right

Dr.D81 said:

I am limited on how big i can get them this year. I hope I timed it right

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I think you did....