Do you even Haiku breh?

Dickless witless boy
Dry Shit on rubber dick toy
Doesn't mean I'm gay though

LOL! A buncha fuggin shakespeares around here! Who says the written word is dead? Not TNT.

Makin ladies wet and dudes rock hard... Linguistically.

I'm not very good at these and I can't sleep anyway so here's another-


Entitled "family values"

mr sunshine said:

Dickless witless boy
Dry Shit on rubber dick toy
Doesn't mean I'm gay though

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Dick pics, Smelly Shits
A Rubber Toy that's a Prick?
Your last line is 6

Haiku is no Joke!
Monks attempt its Mastery
It Stands no chance Here

https://www.rollitup.org/t/basho-is-bored-the-haiku-game.474044/

tyler.durden said:

Dick pics, Smelly Shits
A Rubber Toy that's a Prick?
Your last line is 6

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Prove it.

my friend made a page
the puff pack is his business
does it seem sketchy

Jacob Wright said:

my friend made a page
the puff pack is his business
does it seem sketchy

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i dont understand
what this poem is about
what are you saying

srh88 said:

i dont understand
what this poem is about
what are you saying

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I can not Haiku
Because spam Haiku, fuck you
Spam spam and more spam

curious2garden said:

I can not Haiku
Because spam Haiku, fuck you
Spam spam and more spam

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Chlorine gas so thick
Keep bitching and you will see
Your lungs will die bitch


Eh, close enough.

Klik Haiku - t'es fou!
I'll twist this sht up right now
Canada, bitches.

Inadvertent theme
seems we've gone to the dogs, eh.
Springtime heat and "meat".

Bob Zmuda said:

Poof; A rumble bursts
The buffalo have been spooked
Zara Beth hath queefed​

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nice.