Do you believe in God?

Do you believe there is a God?

  • YES, I believe there is a God/creator

    Votes: 92 46.2%

  • NO, I do not believe there is a God/creator

    Votes: 107 53.8%
  • Total voters
    199
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CrackerJax

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So this guy dies and ends up in hell in front of Satan himself. The guy upon realization he is in hell starts bawling like a baby. Satan ever so charming sits him down and tries to steady the guys nerves.

Satan: Aw, c'mon now cheer up hell isn't as bad as you think. hey, you like to gamble?
Guy: (sniff) Well yeah, I do.

Satan: Oh, then you are going to love mondays. You can gamble all you want and if you lose you don't have to pay up. It's hell!
Guy: hey that's sounds good.

Satan: Do you like to smoke?
Guy: (perks up a bit) I sure do, used to smoke like a chimney.
Satan: Well, on Tuesdays, you can smoke anything and as much as you want to. No cancer here.

Alright!!

Satan: So you like to drink I suppose.
Guy: OMG!! You mean...
Satan: That's right. On Wednsdays you can drink all you want and NEVER get a hangover!!

Well the guy is excited at this point..
Guy: Damn, this is going to be ok.
Satan: Sure, hell is fun!! (big smiles)

Satan: Hey are you gay?
Guy: uh, no, not at all.

Satan: Oh, well You are gonna HATE Thursdays...



:mrgreen:


out. :blsmoke:
 
Hayduke

Hayduke

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icurbyou said:
I'll say, it's a little disturbing and scary that you feel you need religion or belief in a God in order to NOT rape, murder and kill.
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No kidding! keep the faith dude, and stay away from sharp objects...poster boy for gun control.

icurbyou said:
"Christ once revealed himself to me... I brought him up on indecent exposure charges" - Loch Ness Monster
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I'm gonna need 'bout tree-fitty!

GlassFreak said:
k now... are you seriously that dense? you just supported everything he said, religion is a cult superstition! what he is saying is that society run by religion does no good to anyone but the people in that religion. you are supporting the cult superstitions! FUCK
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His double talk makes my head spin so fast I can not even reply.

NewGrowth said:
The funny thing about "reality" is it is only your mind. Simply said by Bill Hicks "It's just a ride" :wink:
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Reminds me of Richard Bach's "Illusions"

icurbyou said:
That sucks fer you.

Again, this isn't about spirituality. You seem to think if you continuously say it does that it will become true... However, it wont.
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And why is it such a big deal where this thread is located?

oldschool420 said:
get a life and get off of ur pc for a few hrs a day.
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Easy there bucky.




puffpuffPASSEDOUT said:
I used to respect the opinions of everyone on this site but now i realy begining to wonder if its the drugs or the user? Are you all so wacked out that you do not understand society? Honestly i dont think half of you "non believers" even associate with anyone outside of your "circle". Get out of the house, make some new friends, understand what it is to be someone in society. Then come talk to me about change.
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No you didn't. Our "society" is wacked. Sheep unquestionably buying what they are told to when they are supposed to, so as to not be unsheepish.

oldschool420 said:
msot of the ppl in this thread need some mental help. Except me of course. What a stupid thread and how rude for it to be not placed in the correct section.. Why the hell do you wanna discuss something like religion on a damn message board? And on a weed forum of all places? And in the wrong section at that. More ppl have been killed and more wars have been fought over religion than anything else.. I guess some ppl just love drama and/or preaching/arguing topics like this in an open forum..... I for one am not that ignorant..
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why are you so worried about where this thread is located?

CrackerJax said:
I started to pray and I got a boner... what the heck does that mean? Anybody? :lol:

out. :blsmoke:
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Touched by the holy spirit?


poplars said:
science truly amazes me. the more I understand it, the more it brings me a joy and beauty to life far beyond anything god or religion could possibly give me.
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yup

oldschool420 said:
yes massta.. I'z asorry bout dat massta..I wont be bad no mo massta.. SO sorry massta...Please dont woop me no mo massta
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this is offensive.

icurbyou said:
I for one treat other people well because I don't see it necessary to make people feel bad, sad, mad, scared or any other negative feeling. Not because I feel I will be rewarded for it after I die.
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How do you control your naturally evil spirit? How about how hard it is to be good? ...sorry jesus, it is so hard to be nice, you see I am a sinner, I cannot help it...what a cop out

CrackerJax said:
Hokem smokem saleem alibam shazam!!

out. :blsmoke:
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I believe!

duke23 said:
The only things i love in life are Jesus,family including pets, and weed my friend...
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I love everyone with the minor exception of cops. Loving and having compassion for each other is often held as a christian value...Who would Hayseus love?

icurbyou said:
That ROSEMAN dude made his own thread with "his" story as to how he found God....

This big ass story about a pearl necklace and all this bullshit....

And some other member of the forum just called him out on the fact that the "pearl Necklace story" is a widely known/spread story.

Dude fuckin' copied and pasted it. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA



https://www.rollitup.org/2217589-post29.html
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I did not follow the link, as I actually read his diatribe on natural laws and the laws of science being god, and well no thanks. But that is hilarious! If your life is filled with make-believe, the truth gets fuzzy...like beign 4 years old.



DrGreenFinger said:
therein lies the problem (by design). fallen man is the problem. he will exploit anything he can.

gotta feed kids. be right back...after they say grace :bigjoint:;-)
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Earth is great, Earth is good, and we thank her for this food. By her soil shall we be fed, give us Earth our daily bread. For the record I am not an Atheist. I am an Earthist. And yes I made that up, possibly out of a need to fit in and belong to some "ist".

DrGreenFinger said:
keep tryin. are you not respecting how decent i am being with you? you know my potential...

anyway, these kids accepted Jesus on their own. one is way too young to understand the SPIRITUAL principles that she comes up with on her own. this kid has a huge responsibility ahead of her, i see it coming (will introduce y'all in about ten yrs). this is evidenced by her blessings (they are not meant solely for her, but to use to increase the Kingdom of God).

i would never force (can't) spirituality on anyone. i don't even go to a church.

now dig this greg :peace::peace::peace::peace::peace: ya dig?
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Are you really saying that your daughter is some kind of prophet? It's cool that you love your kids, but that is a little cuckoo.

DrGreenFinger said:
we won't be able to explain that. sorry, bro. but, it will be revealed in the end. real talk.

"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist..." truly the greatest
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This trick is used more often than most unenlightened ignorant atheistic poor people really know because they do not understand government or society.

The truth is (and I will share it with you because I think you are special enough to receive this blessing)...Ok....Unicorns used this trick on hunters...Santa Claus used the same trick on parents for the same reason as the unicorn. Then the easter bunny copied Santa....El Chupacabra, Sasquatch and his homie the yeti, The Loch Ness Monster(I'm gonna need 'bout tree-fitty), the shooter from the grassy knol, the Jackalope and last but certainly not least...that damn indian, Falling Rock they are still looking for his ass. Truly the greatest...Oh damn. I would not want to leave out Leprechauns.

DrGreenFinger said:
um...because YOU posted it in the wrong place???? ;-)
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

it was important to someone to post. ;-)

i know you can do this all day, as many others know. make a thread and i will be back to harass you since you all of a sudden want to be harrassed. :hump:
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why are you being so... unchristian?

Big P said:
ive been athiest for many years.


when my dad got in a car accident and he was in the hospitol at deaths door, i was in there with my mom trying to comfort her, I thought about praying for him, like a just in case type of thing, but I couldnt bring my self to do it. it would have been too fake, i almost wanted to be like ok if your up there man fuckin do somthing!

anyway, i never did pray, thats how sure I am,

my dad finally made it and has made a full recovery.
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Glad your pops is good!:hug:



NewGrowth said:
Sweet, Screw You guys :lol:
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Screw you guys, I'm Goin' home! ~Eric Cartman

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