Do they test for alcohol on Parole?

Imfreenow

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Just curious if a piss test would test for alcohol, if i can't smoke im gonna be drinking every day and was just curious. Your thought and consideration would be greatly appreciated.
 
Damn Sir, well, the thing is, i need to have some kind of buzz going, i need something to look forward to, otherwise their ain't a point in being free.

Seriously?? You can't take some kind of solace in the fact that your debt to society is basically paid in full?
Did you drink and smoke every day while you were locked up? If not, why can't you do the same till you reach eos ffs?
 
They tested me. They also got all fussy when I didn't let them know I had to relocate suddenly. Put out some shit called a "warrant" for my "arrest" ?? Whatever all I know is they have a very limited sense of humor
 
Damn Sir, well, the thing is, i need to have some kind of buzz going, i need something to look forward to, otherwise their ain't a point in being free.

wrong, you need to get your ass free and clear from the system so you can actually enjoy yourself. if getting fucked up is your purpose for living thats depressing and prepare to go back inside
 
Damn Sir, well, the thing is, i need to have some kind of buzz going, i need something to look forward to, otherwise their ain't a point in being free.

If that's how you feel, you really need to reevaluate what's important to you in life... your priorities, a job, your contribution to society. The way you view life is extremely unhealthy. Why do you NEED some sort of buzz? Did you not learn anything while you were locked up?
 
How about adrenaline junkie? That shit will give you a buzz. Excercise will give you a buzz. Running long distance will give you a buzz. Meditate, that will give you a very cool buzz when you 'shift' out of it. How about caffeine? I'm so fucking hopped up on espresso right now my teeth are vibrating. Confront what makes you want to get fucked up all the time. That should get you buzzed so much that you emotionally drain your self and you sleep like a baby.
 
How about adrenaline junkie? That shit will give you a buzz. Excercise will give you a buzz. Running long distance will give you a buzz. Meditate, that will give you a very cool buzz when you 'shift' out of it. How about caffeine? I'm so fucking hopped up on espresso right now my teeth are vibrating. Confront what makes you want to get fucked up all the time. That should get you buzzed so much that you emotionally drain your self and you sleep like a baby.

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Dude you weren't born high lol! It be ok to not have a buzz for a little while. Something to look forward to is your health and well being.
 
you should get your shit together, job, house, get off the parole.. possibly family.. whatever youre into. then youre set when your off paper and you can do whatever you want. then you can be drunk 24/7 and see how it feels to lose everything
 
Let's take bets. I'm bettin our buddy here is back in the slammer within the month. Sticking all SORTS of things in his prison wallet.

Sorry dude, but your priorities are FUCKED.
 
and if you can't handle sober reality and need an untestable buzz I suggest getting heavy into LSD.
 
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