Dirty jokes?
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Indacouch
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A rancher has to leave for a weekend and is nervous to leave his wife with the three farm hands ...
So late the night before he leaves he fills his wife's pussy with glitter ...
So he leaves on his trip comes back a few days later says hello to his wife and quickly goes outside to his farm hands ....
He lines them up in a row and tells them to drop there pants ...
There all kinda puzzled but comply for there boss ....The boss inspects all three of there dicks and is happy to see not a one has any glitter on it ...
So he starts shaking there hands to thank them for watching is property and wife ....he shakes the first two guys hands and thanks them .....then he shakes the third guys hand and says thank you ....
The third guy says not a problem boss my pleasure with a big smile filled with glitter ....
So late the night before he leaves he fills his wife's pussy with glitter ...
So he leaves on his trip comes back a few days later says hello to his wife and quickly goes outside to his farm hands ....
He lines them up in a row and tells them to drop there pants ...
There all kinda puzzled but comply for there boss ....The boss inspects all three of there dicks and is happy to see not a one has any glitter on it ...
So he starts shaking there hands to thank them for watching is property and wife ....he shakes the first two guys hands and thanks them .....then he shakes the third guys hand and says thank you ....
The third guy says not a problem boss my pleasure with a big smile filled with glitter ....
lokie
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Arkansas Funeral
The old man had died.
A funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.
Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa."
The old man had died.
A funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.
Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa."
lokie
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Vagina Teeth
A little boy & a little girl are playing doctor behind a barn. They are both bear butt naked. The little boy's mom comes around the corner, and catches them.
She grabs her son by the arm, and drags him to the house. Spanking him the whole way. When they get back to the house she sits him down, and says to the little boy "don't be messing' with those little girls vaginas. They got teeth down there, and they'll bit off anything that get near it. "
Well the little boy grows up still thinking' this. He gets to high school. He falls in love. 17 Years old, and still a virgin. Now he's 21, and he asks he's girl friend to marry him. Still a virgin. He's 24, it's he's wedding night, and he's still a virgin.
They go on there honey moon, and now their in bed. Their folin' around. When he gets off he rolls over and turns off the light. His wife says " wy, wy, wy, just a minute aren't we going to have sex? " He says "no, my mom done told me about you women, ya'll got teeth in ya'lls vaginas. " She says "no i don't, if you don't believe me turn on the light and look . "
So, he turns on the light and she shows him. She says "well " he says "No wonder you aint got no teeth, look at the shape your gums are in "
A little boy & a little girl are playing doctor behind a barn. They are both bear butt naked. The little boy's mom comes around the corner, and catches them.
She grabs her son by the arm, and drags him to the house. Spanking him the whole way. When they get back to the house she sits him down, and says to the little boy "don't be messing' with those little girls vaginas. They got teeth down there, and they'll bit off anything that get near it. "
Well the little boy grows up still thinking' this. He gets to high school. He falls in love. 17 Years old, and still a virgin. Now he's 21, and he asks he's girl friend to marry him. Still a virgin. He's 24, it's he's wedding night, and he's still a virgin.
They go on there honey moon, and now their in bed. Their folin' around. When he gets off he rolls over and turns off the light. His wife says " wy, wy, wy, just a minute aren't we going to have sex? " He says "no, my mom done told me about you women, ya'll got teeth in ya'lls vaginas. " She says "no i don't, if you don't believe me turn on the light and look . "
So, he turns on the light and she shows him. She says "well " he says "No wonder you aint got no teeth, look at the shape your gums are in "
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