Dick sucking thread

Yessica...

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aka bloody mary diff then a caesar! I was a bartender
SAMESIES. But for some reason, most places in the States don't even know what Clamato Juice is. Emerican's, they don't like stuff they didn't invent.

Like the fucking Phillips screw driver. It sucks cocks, and nails with the cross on them can eat a bag of dicks too. The screw slips, or gets stripped, and it's a fucking nightmare.

The Robertson, is wonderful. Invented in the UK? Who funking knows, I'm high but if you care - read about it.

But which one of these is used 90% of the time, here in Canada? BIG DADDY USA sends over all their Jesus-screws, and I have to put together my cupboards while swearing...

So - there you go...whoever cock-blocked the Robertson screw driver being the #1 used driver in the world, and made the fucking jesus screw still SCREWING everyone:
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And....SCENE!
 

Yessica...

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I am Canadian! scale varies from province to province! lololol

naw but some of those yukon ladies could throw me across the room and hell their looks match that strength. not in a good way!

don't go to manitoba them ladies be crazy as fuck! and easy hastings all I can say is visit crack rock mountain! haahahahahaha o god mr farmer don't laugh at your own jokes
I hear they are FUCKING BATSHIT in Northern Ontario too...
 

Yessica...

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Batshit? Is it free? That stuff is hard to source out hurr.
You just MAKE it...

1. cover your floor with plastic....like leftover from your murderin'. Um...painting?

2. set up hooks in your ceiling.

3. Invite your buds over to hang upside down, while exclaiming "I'm batman", and then poop.

Batshit crazy - it's all in the imagination...

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FresnoFarmer

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You just MAKE it...

1. cover your floor with plastic....like leftover from your murderin'. Um...painting?

2. set up hooks in your ceiling.

3. Invite your buds over to hang upside down, while exclaiming "I'm batman", and then poop.

Batshit crazy - it's all in the imagination...

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Yeah, because thats all I need is the homies shitting all over my house. Prolly got the runs from liquor and my wiffes armenian cooking lol
 
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