Dick Sucking Robot

tyler.durden · Oct 24, 2014

This is one of those rare devices who's thread would be equally at home in the S&S&P or science/tech sub-forums. I am ordering one of these before I go to bed. The worst that could happen is a blow (pun intended) $150 on something stupid. If it sucks (pun intended) I'll have a great story that will amuse for years. The best part about this product has GOT to be this video -

http://www.autoblow2.com/

Funny thing is, guess who turned me on to this ad? My 13 year old son. Life is a trip...

TakeTheTicket · Oct 24, 2014

tyler.durden said:
This is one of those rare devices who's thread would be equally at home in the S&S&P or science/tech sub-forums. I am ordering one of these before I go to bed. The worst that could happen is a blow (pun intended) $150 on something stupid. If it sucks (pun intended) I'll have a great story that will amuse for years. The best part about this product has GOT to be this video -

http://www.autoblow2.com/

Funny thing is, guess who turned me on to this ad? My 13 year old son. Life is a trip...

Let us know if it works well

Doer · Oct 25, 2014

How long before it breaks? An action like that is notoriously difficult to achieve, mechanically.
So, it plugs into the wall. Made in China? Not UL approved? Could be a very shocking blowjob indeed.

Could be a lot of fun. Who knows? Post a video?

Doer · Oct 25, 2014

You see where this is all heading I hope.

ttystikk · Oct 25, 2014

tyler.durden said:
This is one of those rare devices who's thread would be equally at home in the S&S&P or science/tech sub-forums. I am ordering one of these before I go to bed. The worst that could happen is a blow (pun intended) $150 on something stupid. If it sucks (pun intended) I'll have a great story that will amuse for years. The best part about this product has GOT to be this video -

http://www.autoblow2.com/

Funny thing is, guess who turned me on to this ad? My 13 year old son. Life is a trip...

Oh, you are DEFINITELY going to be Cool Dad when you get it for him!

ttystikk · Oct 25, 2014

tyler.durden said:
This is one of those rare devices who's thread would be equally at home in the S&S&P or science/tech sub-forums. I am ordering one of these before I go to bed. The worst that could happen is a blow (pun intended) $150 on something stupid. If it sucks (pun intended) I'll have a great story that will amuse for years. The best part about this product has GOT to be this video -

http://www.autoblow2.com/

Funny thing is, guess who turned me on to this ad? My 13 year old son. Life is a trip...

THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY, MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WERE CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER WATCHING THAT!

GREAT FIND! We can't wait for the 'in depth' review!

Doer · Oct 25, 2014

You see where this is going I hope.

Doer · Oct 25, 2014

You see where this is going I hope.

It's going creepy.

Doer · Oct 25, 2014

Doer · Oct 25, 2014

I think I will stick with something like this. An actual human....well we can stretch the definition a little.

tyler.durden · Oct 25, 2014

ttystikk said:
Oh, you are DEFINITELY going to be Cool Dad when you get it for him!

It's not for him, it's for ME! I'm not paying for his fapping gadgets, he'll have to work to earn the money for that. I don't let him watch porn, but I do get him the e-Playboys so that's good enough...

tyler.durden · Oct 25, 2014

Doer said:
I think I will stick with something like this. An actual human....well we can stretch the definition a little.

Wow. With modern tech, it seems like I can have an entire Fake Family. "Buy your Fake Jane today, with realistic Alimony Action™ and Virtual Nagging Mode™". I just wanted a fucking blowjob

Doer · Oct 25, 2014

Creepy
Wait until they can be covered with real skin

Padawanbater2 · Oct 25, 2014

tyler.durden said:
This is one of those rare devices who's thread would be equally at home in the S&S&P or science/tech sub-forums. I am ordering one of these before I go to bed. The worst that could happen is a blow (pun intended) $150 on something stupid. If it sucks (pun intended) I'll have a great story that will amuse for years. The best part about this product has GOT to be this video -

http://www.autoblow2.com/

Funny thing is, guess who turned me on to this ad? My 13 year old son. Life is a trip...

lmfao!

I'm expecting a review of this as soon as possible!

tyler.durden · Oct 25, 2014

Doer said:
Creepy
Wait until they can be covered with real skin

TakeTheTicket · Oct 25, 2014

Doer said:
You see where this is all heading I hope.

I'd hit it

heckler73 · Oct 26, 2014

Frank Zappa saw this "coming" (dur hur hur) when he wrote Ms. Pinky.
You can poot, you can shoot, 'til your wife gets back...aaaahh eeee yaaaaa ....

SnapsProvolone · Oct 26, 2014

I thought, by reading the title, this should be a thread about @UncleBuck.

UncleBuck · Oct 26, 2014

SnapsProvolone said:
I thought, by reading the title, this should be a thread about @UncleBuck.

tell me more about how often you have homosexual fantasies about me.

heckler73 · Oct 26, 2014

UncleBuck said:
tell me more about how often you have homosexual fantasies about me.

I took his note as implying you loved your penis, which you obviously do. Did I misread his intent?

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