Devotchka | 20W household led | Stealth subwoofer

Strain: Devorchka by Doctor's Choice
Type of seeds: autofem
Grow medium: soil
Growbox size: 15x25x30 cm
Lights: 3x 6.6W 6500K household led bulbs (total 20W)

Hi everyone. At the beggining — english is my second language, so sorry for mistakes (you can correct them if you want. that would be great.)

In Russia you can get a longer criminal sentence for mj than for murder, therefore i'm using subwoofer as a stealth grow box, which has 0.01m2 usable space. Fact that I was never grew mj before and haven't experience, ph, tds meters — meaning that next two months will be fun

Also i'm wanna get the pollen with gibberellic acid (colloidal silver hard to find in my bumblefuck with over a million people)

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Put the seed in a glass of diy distillate. Through 3 hours the seed drowned. After that, I put it between two sponges and placed them in a bag. After another 8 hours I planted the seed with root in the soil
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Watered the plant with heteroauxin (and novichok lol)
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The plant stopped growing probably because I overwatered it
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Covered the box with foil.

Hell yea. This is cool. I hope you are okay during and after this grow. I didnt know russia was like that

The humidity rose strongly and condensate appeared on the walls of the box. So I look inside from time to time to see when Noah starts building the ark. The soil is still wet after 4th day.

You can wire small computer fans from an old computer tower to run exaust and intake for your box.

Kami Samurai said:

You can wire small computer fans from an old computer tower to run exaust and intake for your box.

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Yep. I'm just going to go to the store.
Thanks

The edges of the leaves began to lighten in a chaotic order. Probably because of the 24/0 light day. Started feeding 16-2-14-0-2-0+micro+B6 (leaf feeding).

Watered the plant with arachidonic acid. Started LSTraining this incomprehensible pile of leaves and branches. Stretched and tilted everything that could be stretched and tilted. Also I wanted to stretch the cat, just in case, but I do not have a cat.
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Started foliar feeding with B1, B6, glycine and methionine. I mixed the amino acids in the proportions of cannabiogen delta 9, but fucked up one moment — delta9 use 6ml/L and I used 100% concentrate. Well, f*ck it. I'll harvest 1kg instead of 20g. Never mind.
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Changed the light in the growbox. Now I have 6.6W 6500K x 2, 6.6W 2700K x 2. Total wattage ~27W. After spending a day under this lamp the plant seemed to became small. The branches began to get thinner and taller, and the leaves lost meat. Probably in a microbox don't need this fu*king warm light.

One branch was treated with gibberellin. for 3 days it became longer than the other two times and the leaves became thinner and lighter.
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Started chlorosis from the burn light. For ~40 hours, many of the upper leaves turned white. Either not enough iron, or food in general. Decided to removed some fan leaves.
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Necrosis of the leaves stopped. The distance to the lamp is 5 centimeters. Some leaves have burning tips.

If you overdo gib acid you are going to get lots of thin shoots and low levels of chlorophyll.
Which is why most people don't do it more than once a week or so.

I'm subbed...Great sense of humor.

Between the plant and the lamp 3 cm. Not only the upper leaves burned, but also the flowers. But I can't lower the branches below, because the plant fell lower more often than Russian girls on their knees on holiday in Turkey.
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Fan leaves turned pale, branches turned pink, and the leaves at the top became blue-green. Feeling that part of the plant is starving, and some of it is overdosed with potassium. Perhaps all this is because of the wrong pH (hands).

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Mold appeared on the burnt tops. Now every couple of days I cut dry tops.
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First time in my life I smoked weed. I feel like I've been injected with adrenaline, pulled a smile on my face and forced to dance. All this was accompanied by interesting visuals.
After 4 hours I decided that before existence there is nothing and after existence there is nothing. Why the transition from nothing to nothing is something. Maybe because nothing contains something? Then that means nothing isn't empty.

Started feeding with diy ripen. Continue to cut the burnt tops.

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The plant eventually stopped drinking and became dry. Started watering distillate.

In the photo wet buds, but they have dried up long ago and their weight is 26 grams. Sugar leaves weight about the same.
Consequences... Well.. For dimwit in growing like me, that result is ok. Sad that gibberellic acid didn't help with male flower. Only increased the length of the branch.
Few words about the smell. On vegetation the plant smells wonderful - synthetic candy apple. On flowering - earthy wormwood.