Dad's love letter to gay teenage son.

I used to have a customer when I waited tables that would slip me an extra $10 on the tables tip because she thought I looked like Clooney. She called me George everytime she came in. She smacked my ass one night as I was walking away too. Gave me $20 that night. Felt kinda man whorish.
 
kinetic said:
I used to have a customer when I waited tables that would slip me an extra $10 on the tables tip because she thought I looked like Clooney. She called me George everytime she came in. She smacked my ass one night as I was walking away too. Gave me $20 that night. Felt kinda man whorish.
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rofl thats a part of the job!
 
kinetic said:
I used to have a customer when I waited tables that would slip me an extra $10 on the tables tip because she thought I looked like Clooney. She called me George everytime she came in. She smacked my ass one night as I was walking away too. Gave me $20 that night. Felt kinda man whorish.
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Cougar bait! Cougar bait!
 
kinetic said:
I used to have a customer when I waited tables that would slip me an extra $10 on the tables tip because she thought I looked like Clooney. She called me George everytime she came in. She smacked my ass one night as I was walking away too. Gave me $20 that night. Felt kinda man whorish.
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Feel for you. Old dears are the worst.

Don't know if you know what bingo is but my job when I was 18 was to run around with a mic checkin the betting cards. Some of the stuff they would do and say was nuts. All drunk as fuck. Grabbing your ass and trying to sing down the mic.
 
Carne Seca said:
Cougar bait! Cougar bait!
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It was during that magical time in a mans life. 30. You can bag a cougar and still get play off the 22 year olds. Sadly my mojo is slipping away. Just today I smiled at a girl in the car next to me. She mouthed the words "No Way". Damn bitch, all I did was smile. lol.
 
kinetic said:
It was during that magical time in a mans life. 30. You can bag a cougar and still get play off the 22 year olds. Sadly my mojo is slipping away. Just today I smiled at a girl in the car next to me. She mouthed the words "No Way". Damn bitch, all I did was smile. lol.
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LOL I hit three levels of depression when a handsome young man walked up to me smiling and asked if I was so-and-so's dad. I was devastated. Now I'm just glad I can get my ass out of bed every morning without something falling off.
 
I went to the record store the other evening and got called sir by the hipster working there. I always give 'em shit for calling me sir.
 
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