Dad's love letter to gay teenage son.

[kinetic]

I used to have a customer when I waited tables that would slip me an extra $10 on the tables tip because she thought I looked like Clooney. She called me George everytime she came in. She smacked my ass one night as I was walking away too. Gave me $20 that night. Felt kinda man whorish.

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

I used to have a customer when I waited tables that would slip me an extra $10 on the tables tip because she thought I looked like Clooney. She called me George everytime she came in. She smacked my ass one night as I was walking away too. Gave me $20 that night. Felt kinda man whorish.

rofl thats a part of the job!

 

[dr.gonzo1]

I just chase them around the room yelling about poking them in the butt. That usually stops it for a little bit.

Lol. Embarressment. Will stop an elephant in its tracks.

 

[Carne Seca]

I used to have a customer when I waited tables that would slip me an extra $10 on the tables tip because she thought I looked like Clooney. She called me George everytime she came in. She smacked my ass one night as I was walking away too. Gave me $20 that night. Felt kinda man whorish.

Cougar bait! Cougar bait!

 

[dr.gonzo1]

I used to have a customer when I waited tables that would slip me an extra $10 on the tables tip because she thought I looked like Clooney. She called me George everytime she came in. She smacked my ass one night as I was walking away too. Gave me $20 that night. Felt kinda man whorish.

Feel for you. Old dears are the worst.

Don't know if you know what bingo is but my job when I was 18 was to run around with a mic checkin the betting cards. Some of the stuff they would do and say was nuts. All drunk as fuck. Grabbing your ass and trying to sing down the mic.

 

[kinetic]

Cougar bait! Cougar bait!

It was during that magical time in a mans life. 30. You can bag a cougar and still get play off the 22 year olds. Sadly my mojo is slipping away. Just today I smiled at a girl in the car next to me. She mouthed the words "No Way". Damn bitch, all I did was smile. lol.

 

[Carne Seca]

It was during that magical time in a mans life. 30. You can bag a cougar and still get play off the 22 year olds. Sadly my mojo is slipping away. Just today I smiled at a girl in the car next to me. She mouthed the words "No Way". Damn bitch, all I did was smile. lol.

LOL I hit three levels of depression when a handsome young man walked up to me smiling and asked if I was so-and-so's dad. I was devastated. Now I'm just glad I can get my ass out of bed every morning without something falling off.

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

i caught some 18-20somthing dancing terribly in her car and she made eye contact, all i did was shake my head disapprovingly and she stopped.

 

[kinetic]

I went to the record store the other evening and got called sir by the hipster working there. I always give 'em shit for calling me sir.

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

hipsters get no respect no respect i tell ya!







fuck'em.

 

[kinetic]

i caught some 18-20somthing dancing terribly in her car and she made eye contact, all i did was shake my head disapprovingly and she stopped.

Damnit Grandpa Killjoy, why you hatin'?

lol

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

Damnit Grandpa Killjoy, why you hatin'?

lol

i was around her age(22) and she knew she had no game.

 

[Carne Seca]

I hope Winter Woman doesn't mind that we seriously hijacked her thread. LOL

 

[kinetic]

I hope Winter Woman doesn't mind that we seriously hijacked her thread. LOL

As long as you keep posting with us I believe we are ok.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

I hope Winter Woman doesn't mind that we seriously hijacked her thread. LOL

Ooops. On that note. Big love to winter woman for starting it.

"Gays unite"

 

[see4]

Winter Woman is an awesome chick.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I have it up on my FB....

 

[smileb0b]

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[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

how many people do you know who are like this?