cut my dick

i cut my dick the other day zipping up.Right near the head.It hurts so fucking bad still.
Please guys watch yourself when zipping cause this is horrible.Forcing me to use condoms cause if i go raw the pains unbearable.
Im thinking bout putting neo sporin on it.

This is a Public Service Announcement.

awww sending u a few cyber kisses and licks for ur injured soldier, please take good care and zip slowly muffin, ur junk is important to the ladies

im sorry to hear that, but condoms are a good thing

april said:

awww sending u a few cyber kisses and licks for ur injured soldier, please take good care and zip slowly muffin, ur junk is important to the ladies

Click to expand...

man her tease is so hot it hurts huh? owwww

its like one of them cuts that burn when there touched the tiniest bit.

lol i said in another thread, i'm smokin pot, workin on some shit and trollin' this site 2night


all in good fun

Pix or it Never Happened. <3

RawBudzski said:

Pix or it Never Happened. <3

Click to expand...

i really wish this never happened.I nearly took a chunk out.

I heard some shit about some dudes who used to cut their dicks to halucinate, like some shamens, they would cut their dick like crazy and go into a trance

beardo said:

I heard some shit about some dudes who used to cut their dicks to halucinate, like some shamens, they would cut their dick like crazy and go into a trance

Click to expand...

Pierce it with a stingray barb, scrotum too..."bathe" in the blood and hallucinate from the blood loss(and some good ass South American drugs!!).....at least somewhere in south america...

beardo said:

I heard some shit about some dudes who used to cut their dicks to halucinate, like some shamens, they would cut their dick like crazy and go into a trance

Click to expand...

once it happened i completely sobered up.
We can put that myth to rest.

Well after slicing my penis up I would hope to be in a some sort of trance.

beardo said:

I heard some shit about some dudes who used to cut their dicks to halucinate, like some shamens, they would cut their dick like crazy and go into a trance

Click to expand...

Franks and beans!

Naw, in all seriousness, that shit sucks...lol...might even leave a scar so you can tell the chicks "I swear, it's nothing, I just zipped it up in my pants, I'm clean!"

dirtyho1968 said:

Click to expand...

.i love this movie,have you guys seen my baseball?dude put some neo spori,or it could get infected.It happens to the best of us.

Damn dude you can probably be prescribed some pills for that. For now just get april to rub some neosporin on it for you.

neo spori.

Eep. If it's any consolation, I've caught myself in a zipper once or twice. This is delicate flesh we're talking about X3

April's got one side covered, I'll help rub it better.

Aw, geez. I'm deeply sorry to hear that. Lingering pain and whatnot. Have you cleaned it? Maybe put a spray plaster on it just to give it some kind of protection day to day, too x

if any other person made this thread i wouldnt go into it good laugh at some posts though hahahaha