Cuba

Devildog93

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I like to tell Cubans aboot da lovely country we have up dare in Canader, eh.

We are really proud aboot it, eh. We got dem Rockies over dare, aboot half way in da middle of BC dare. Dem some bootiful moontains dey got dare, eh.

Den we got dem prairies........alot o controversy dare in Alberta aboot dem oil sands eh.

Den we got Manitooba dare wit all dem lakes eh. Bootiful I tell you what eh.

Den dare is da Sheild. Bootiful country up dare eh. But I dont know aboot dem Keebeckers.....I just doont trust dem eh.

Always talkin aboot seperatin eh. I tink dey might have had issues during childhood....like abandoonment eh

And den we got da bootiful maritimes eh. I doont know aboot you, but dat is bootiful country dare I tell you what eh.

For some reason, dem Cubanos just have noo problem wit me.....I doont know how dey tell us apart dare ma felloo Nort Americans.
 

El420

Active Member
go for it, enjoy yourself out there...
they like canadians..
what part are you going to?
Havana is where its at..
ud be suprised how many white folks live up there
 

StonedPony

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Ok Im running out the door as fast as hell for posting this....but I had to......Bob made me do it.

[video=youtube;4pOU-SKj9jQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pOU-SKj9jQ&feature=fvsr[/video]
 

keller420

Active Member
Ok Im running out the door as fast as hell for posting this....but I had to......Bob made me do it.

[video=youtube;4pOU-SKj9jQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pOU-SKj9jQ&feature=fvsr[/video]
You know how to uh get a free beer eh?
What ye got do eh is un get a mouse.
Well you got ta get it when hes really small eh.
Oh yea get a really small mluse and put in da empty beer bottle der.
Then ya go and a bring it to the store ya no eh and say hey theres a mouse in my beer
 

Devildog93

Well-Known Member
oh yea........that was great too..........cant think of that guys name with blonde hair but he is a bit chubby now and you still see him time to time on talk shows......still funny as hell...........
Dave Foley, probably. Was in Blast From the Past. Also, NewsRadio, the sit-com, where Joe Rogan was the maintenance dude, and Phil Hartman was in it too.

Kids in the Hall was wacky as hell, but pretty funny.
 

angelsbandit

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Cuba welcomes everyone - if American your passport will not be stamped so you won't have a problem when you return to the USA.
American citizens go often taking flights out of Mexico, or the Bahamas.

Cuba has some of the toughest drug laws on the planet, with zero tolerence - I would not try it in Cuba.
 

keller420

Active Member
Cuba welcomes everyone - if American your passport will not be stamped so you won't have a problem when you return to the USA.
American citizens go often taking flights out of Mexico, or the Bahamas.

Cuba has some of the toughest drug laws on the planet, with zero tolerence - I would not try it in Cuba.
Only took 4 pages but I finally got the answer I was looking for haha
 

redivider

Well-Known Member
cuba is a weird country. like stuck in time, in the past. but it's not lke rio or sao paulo. it's pretty safe for foreigners to travel there. not a whole lot of crime. like everywhere you could wonder into the wrong place at the wrong time and end up fucked, but

there's ways americans can go. go to the dominican republic, charter a flight into cuba. some bribery is involved but it's doable and i know of more than one family who go to cuba once every few years.....

it is poor as fuck. most americans don't understand poverty too much, b/c there's not as much of it in the US as there is in other places.... it's poor. you'll see ppl barefoot, dirty clothes, kids asking for 'dollar', a lot of bicycles, a lot of motorcycles with 12 ppl riding them.... other countries are crazy but they're fun....
 
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