Creation Vs. Evolution

I noticed that when my back hurts, if I eat meat, I can think better, if I eat veggies, I get this strange urge to fling crap at people.......

So your saying Medicine man is a vegetarian......




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OH, Damn, you about made me piss my pants laughing ! Don't say funny stuff like that when I'm broken, it takes a bit too long to get up.

CrackerJax said:

So your saying Medicine man is a vegetarian......




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OOPS!!!! I dropped my pencil...... can you help me out miss? ow!



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Wait, maybe I can get my dog to come pick it up for you, maybe not, she's napping......

Ahem, you two..? That's what our nimble TOES are for. We don't want to lose that pinky toe, either, so USE IT OR LOSE IT!

CrackerJax said:

MindPhuk, you wasted at least ten minutes on that last post. Could have had some waffles instead ..




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That wasn't a waste, I greatly enjoyed it. Maybe because I agree. Ok, that helped a lot. I don't care for waffles, though, how about some beignets?

misshestermoffitt said:

I think I'm un-evolving. I hurt my back and can not walk erect.........

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Oh FUCK! What happened?

Seamaiden said:

Ahem, you two..? That's what our nimble TOES are for. We don't want to lose that pinky toe, either, so USE IT OR LOSE IT!

That wasn't a waste, I greatly enjoyed it. Maybe because I agree. Ok, that helped a lot. I don't care for waffles, though, how about some beignets?

Oh FUCK! What happened?

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Oh crap, MOM is here!! Everybody settle down!!

Hey Sea-made-in .... Yah I forget that posts are read so many more times than replied to. I just meant he was wasting his time on someone entrenched in the myth. It's so very hard to bring them out of it.


I'll go with the beignets but skip the powdered sugar and go straight for the maple syrup

Man that makes me think about my grandma's deep fried corn fritters.....a wondrous palette experience. I miss her...

Misshester has gone Neandrethal on us I'm afraid. Her back problems have put her into a "stoop and poop" posture.....



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It's an old injury, got rear ended in my car about 8 years ago. Threw it out the other day and once it got to feeling better I actually threw it out again yesterday while coughing. I'll be OK, it'll just take a few days. Hey I can stand up straight today, woo hoo.

Seamaiden said:

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That's great to hear !!!

Last time I threw my back out I merely turned my head to speak to someone and "snap". I knew the injury/strain was from two days prior .. I just tend to hair trigger later on.

So I'm guessin you aggravated it earlier and the cough was the last straw.....


Glad to know you are better.....


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yes feeling much better thanks and not a moment too soon. Plants need care, house needed cleaning, laundry is the gift that keeps on giving.......blah, blah, BLAH

Laundry .. it's like the mail "freebies" .. just can't get rid of it.

I think back FONDLY now to throwing my clothes down the chute to the basement and they came back the next day squeaky clean and folded ala Mom.
"Hey Mom, I'm missing a sock and did you use enough softener?"

Blissfully unaware that it in all probability, although she wouldn't admit it, she was close to causing me harm....... I get it now Mom, I get it ..... apologies.




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yeah., laundry bites, even if you think you're done you really aren't because you are wearing clothes.

Lol... that's so true.

Nudists have it made!!



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but don't they have a rule about sitting on a towel? I'd hate to be that laundry lady,

FUNNY STUFF!!!!

Extra starch!!! I think I would have a set of tongs for that load. (dripping with innuendo ), ( oops, that too)

I've never been into ORGANIZED nudity. The word COLONY seems to stir some inner sense of NO THANK YOU in me. Something creepy about it. Sort of like CARNIVAL CLOWNS!! creepy......



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