Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.
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ghanjastian
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getting a bj in the 2nd floor of my school, teacher walks in and says " oh I'm sorry" and steps out, the best part was we didn't even stop, I nutted all over her sweater.
hornedfrog2000
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I know you are probably schizophrenic and this never happened, but good story.
It reminds me of the time I was banging your mom and then I blew it on her face, and said we should probably just be friends... She was devastated.
Dre773
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It was Senior year and there was this girl (bad as hell) I walks up to her and grab her on the ass and asked her "Whats good Ma" (never said a word to her till that day) she smiled and we went into the girls bathroom....... banged her brains out in the stall......the crazy thing is that my girlfriend was in the next stall taking a shit.......What a fuckin day!! 1
Stoney McFried
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Wait till you get whiskey dick.
ALX420
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i've been too drunk to fuck.
crown royal in the hot tub.
i sobered up and handled in the morning.
best cure for a hangover.
Stoney McFried
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Not for me.Ugh, hangover=leave me be.
victron
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what the hell is whiskey dick?
hornedfrog2000
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Been there done that... Sucks because you don't get laid 1, and you feel like a fucktard.
hornedfrog2000
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You shouldn't be fingering 4 year olds when you are like 25 bro.Wow, You fellas started young, I fingered a girl at like 4. She lived near me and I was like um sure whatever until her mom found out. Then my dad tought me how to use my be be gun and I shot her mom in the leg lol.
victron
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eww 4 year olds cant even pee straight yet, plus no erections yet, or arousal, and then there is the fact that a finger can barely enter a girl untill aout 10 years old lol., and there is no such thing as sexuallity untill about age 9. so your lying dude...
and that shit is gross to think about. kids that ageare copying their parents as in only forced smooches.
and that shit is gross to think about. kids that ageare copying their parents as in only forced smooches.
puffpuffPASSEDOUT
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I beg to differ...I fooled around with girls when i was a tot. I was 3 maybe 4 when I began to feel up my long time friend. I grew up with her. We werent related but her parents know my parents. We fooled around til puberty then things spread out if you know what i mean.
So yes 4 year olds DO fool around.
Bleedmaize
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lmfao....that is some funny shit...i think they wanted to be pounded too...lmfao....ive told this one already but lets get the grossness bar high, so here it goes- this is the condenseded version
i was pounding this gurl like ive pounded no other, i was filthy drunk and could not catch a nut for nothin,
this bitch was on the rag too and "flowin" to put it mildly, plus from what I heard she was an intravinus drug user and supposedly engaged to some other guy
so anyway im pummleing this poor child (she was 19) and i cant catch a nut for nothin, I was too drunk plus blood was all in her puss from her period, so I make the fateful decision to put it in her ass.
so now my bloody dick is just pummlin her in the ass, her ass is all bloody, my dick all bloody, everything real bloody. i swear no exadgerations i pummled her PMS bloody ass for at least hour straight trying to catch this elusive nut. Finally i just gave up on nuttin after porkin her atleast an hour and a half or two in her respective holes.
anyway, all her freinds looked at me differently the next morning, like "they knew"
like i was some nasty beast ass reamer or somthin, i think they wanted to be pounded tooi dont know but
but really if I was sober i would have splattered in 30 seconds
anyway i washed all the blood off that night in the shower. I still havent been able to wash off the shame compleatly
but a word of advice. if you really wanna have sex and bite the bullet and hit it while shes on the rag. pls,,,, pls,,,, pls, dont ever take it to the ass after that, you have seen no evil until you look down at your dick goin in and out of 2 bloody ass cheeks
PS i tested neg for aidsthank god
