Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

makinthemagic

makinthemagic

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i was dating this girl who was a receptionist at a neurologist's office. i meet her at closing time. the doctor leaves and she goes through the lock up for the night procedure. but we didn't walk out the door. there was a bed back in one of the exam rooms where the doc did sleep studies. i banged my girl for an hour on that bed. she had to change the sheets so patients wouldn't lay in our liquid love the next day.

years later i had met this girl and, as a first date, invited her to roll with me and some friends. the pills were awesome and we were rolling balls. i made the move and we go back to my room. i had this girl cumming repeatedly and she was loud. she was a loud girl to begin with plus she was rolling for the first time. 5 other people were rolling in the next room and heard every second of it. their thoughts, "is he fucking her or killing her?" the other girl at the party never looked at me the same way again.
 
KaliSmok3

KaliSmok3

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hahaha thats funny.

just yesterday i had my gf in her favorite position, "doggy style"...bangin the shit outa that ass...out of the blue shes starts trying to moves away saying baby, baby, baby!...i stop and i ask her, whats wrong? she replies i already came like 5 times im trying to get away!...i start to laugh, pull her back to me and resume until i finish :mrgreen: hahaha.
 
sarah22

sarah22

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323cheezy said:
.... and sarah i know your a virgin so..... give us a good bj story.....lol:eyesmoke:

its funny cause im in my schools computer lab writing this shit up.....lol
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*sigh* if i had any stories i would have posted them by now...i've never given a bj...im completely untouched...when i say virgin...i mean..."super square never been kissed virgin" :roll: lol
 
323cheezy

323cheezy

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sarah22 said:
*sigh* if i had any stories i would have posted them by now...i've never given a bj...im completely untouched...when i say virgin...i mean..."super square never been kissed virgin" :roll: lol
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what are u a nunn?????lol.
i respect that.....:mrgreen:
 
peacemane420

peacemane420

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hahaha man this shit is madd dirty!!! lol
im not gunna tell you any good ones cuz those are for my thoughts only hehee :twisted: :mrgreen:
this happened like aa year ago. my man had jsut got back form south carolina and was goin for 3 months. we decided to go in the shower and have some fun. i dunno what it was maybe the hott water and gettin all worked up from fuckin but i black out and fell in the shower! hahaha i banged my head so hard! my man said i was weezing and tryin to breathe. it was weird. that never happened before. kinda scary and i had a HUGE ass nasty look bruise and goose egg on my head
prolly never in the shower again! lol
 
sarah22

sarah22

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KushKing949 said:
Sarah tell us one of your fantasies please?????????
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hahaha which one? i think it would be fun to do it on the bus...especially one of the old rickety buses...or on the hood of a car during a crazy thunderstorm...man...theres a whole list of places i wanna...erm...have fun at...lol
 
323cheezy

323cheezy

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peacemane420 said:
hahaha man this shit is madd dirty!!! lol
im not gunna tell you any good ones cuz those are for my thoughts only hehee :twisted: :mrgreen:
this happened like aa year ago. my man had jsut got back form south carolina and was goin for 3 months. we decided to go in the shower and have some fun. i dunno what it was maybe the hott water and gettin all worked up from fuckin but i black out and fell in the shower! hahaha i banged my head so hard! my man said i was weezing and tryin to breathe. it was weird. that never happened before. kinda scary and i had a HUGE ass nasty look bruise and goose egg on my head
prolly never in the shower again! lol
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damn peace you werent supose to find this thread.....:neutral:
its not my thread i think some other cheez guy imposter started it ...yeahhh..... theres some funny shit tho on here.... especially at the beggining..... just dont read my posts..lol
check the attention whore thread its more for virgin ears...lol
 
xmissxaliex

xmissxaliex

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ok lol todayisagreenday told me to put this one down.

my boyfriend Colin's old customer has a thing for ladies over 40, and ladies over 200 lbs. without those 2 extreme features n shit he won't even look at them. so i was drinking and smoking up at this party and for some reason Colin's friend has this fat fat fat bitch like all old, saggy and fat (like at least 350 lbs.) giving his skimpy ass dick head. i got freaked out because i wondered how that small of a member could fit into that much of a woman.. i got scared and went into a corner, took my bowl out and got myself so high because i was that scarred.... ickk..


thats my story!

=P
 
323cheezy

323cheezy

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xmissxaliex said:
ok lol todayisagreenday told me to put this one down.

my boyfriend Colin's old customer has a thing for ladies over 40, and ladies over 200 lbs. without those 2 extreme features n shit he won't even look at them. so i was drinking and smoking up at this party and for some reason Colin's friend has this fat fat fat bitch like all old, saggy and fat (like at least 350 lbs.) giving his skimpy ass dick head. i got freaked out because i wondered how that small of a member could fit into that much of a woman.. i got scared and went into a corner, took my bowl out and got myself so high because i was that scarred.... ickk..


thats my story!

=P
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yeah its wierd cause im starting to realize that this thread is more of a guy thread..... cause you know guys like to talk about ....or brag about having there way with chicks.... on the other hand when girls talk about it .. they sound more "hoeish"..... i mean its not bad for girls to have sex....but when they talk about it.... it seems different....so i respect that any girl would share ....and dont feel obligated to post a story....cause you know how some guys (not me) may percieve you.....

that being said guys just like to hear of chicks getting dirty, doing crazy sexual stuf, just for the images conjured up.... i know at work i have some younger friends who are virgins or dont get alot of booty .....so they appreciate when i tell them my wild sex stories....
theyre were some really great moments....but i dont consider any of those ladies who partook in them nasty or whoreish.....
post on....:mrgreen:
 
xmissxaliex

xmissxaliex

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323cheezy said:
yeah its wierd cause im starting to realize that this thread is more of a guy thread..... cause you know guys like to talk about ....or brag about having there way with chicks.... on the other hand when girls talk about it .. they sound more "hoeish"..... i mean its not bad for girls to have sex....but when they talk about it.... it seems different....so i respect that any girl would share ....and dont feel obligated to post a story....cause you know how some guys (not me) may percieve you.....

that being said guys just like to hear of chicks getting dirty, doing crazy sexual stuf, just for the images conjured up.... i know at work i have some younger friends who are virgins or dont get alot of booty .....so they appreciate when i tell them my wild sex stories....
theyre were some really great moments....but i dont consider any of those ladies who partook in them nasty or whoreish.....
post on....:mrgreen:
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i didn't have anything to do with it. I keep my sex life to myself unless i choose too, i just wanted to share that one because really, it is kinda funny, just because i reacted to it the way i haven't with anything else lol.
 
323cheezy

323cheezy

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xmissxaliex said:
i didn't have anything to do with it. I keep my sex life to myself unless i choose too, i just wanted to share that one because really, it is kinda funny, just because i reacted to it the way i haven't with anything else lol.
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i kno i quoted you ....
but im refering too all the girls who posted here....
i know you didnt share a personal story so im not trying to label you as anythig......
you and peace told soft core stories.... and thats cool thats alll im saying...
but this other girl not sarah...told stories of taking a fist and bangin father and son..... and even tho i dont know her ....i can see where some haters would say shes a whore.....
so i just wanted to clarify that its okay if girls dont share because of this.....but if u want i wont judge you ,,,, thanx for sharing allie...
 
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