Cowards
- Thread starter CaretakerDad
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Why the gigantic white light behind her bootie?Muslim selfie
Does she (?) have a Mangina?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Plasma fart
Singlemalt
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Its all the volatile hydrocarbons in the air, they breathe it and concentrate to the farts
Does that explain the exploding people?
They need to vent more.
Singlemalt
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Exactly!!! They are walking fuel-air explosives
skunkd0c
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not something i considered myself
Good thing I quit smoking cig's then - talk about asking for an unintentional demonstration of the Chapman-Jouguet theory.
Oh, just Google it - CN is the only one that won't have to.
Singlemalt
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I knew that 
Singlemalt
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So, if ya touched them they'd be softer....not water, hydrocarbons....hence, exploding boobies
Watch that wool sweater - static electricity is NOT your friend.
Singlemalt
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LMAO^^^^^
You better not steal my Trebuchet Cowatov Cocktail© idea.
Singlemalt
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Cowatov? You been cheating with Vostok?
fixed that for you ^^^^^^^
Ahh fuck, forgot where I was, please don't tell @cannabineer on me!
Actually I would have been lethal in the middle ages, catch a ruminant, feed it bad ju ju, rocket it over to your anti friends house after tying some pitch to it's tail and setting it on fire. They'd have loved me in the middle ages!
Singlemalt
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Yep, feed the cows the protein-rich shit the nobles stole from the farms
Cycle of life Baby, cycle of life
Singlemalt
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I loves me some biblical retribution
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I loves me a good pitched cattle, er battle.
Ok off to bed with my virus-riddled carcass.