Damn... don't know what to say. Fuck !
Say WOOOOO fucking HOOOOO.....I had 2 enemies...that one time best friend and Melissa, my girlfriend. We were having the times of our lives. We had interest in one another way back in early 90s when i was a senior in high school and she was a freshman. After school I'd rarely run in to her. Turns out she is a narcissist. Full blown. I couldn't believe her behavior. I know that people like her and my ex friend are plentiful but I've never had to deal with such people on my own front porch. I will show you what I typed to a few different friends after the sun had came up Tuesday morning.
Melissa was living here pretty much so she was privy to all that I was. She knew everything I knew. Well what happened is she decided she was going to take it and may have been planning to ever since she first saw them. She was coming out every evening for about 3 weeks and then I started showing her the Ladies patch by patch. Giving the show and tell / shock and awe treatment. She may have started plotting right then. Or when I realized that Bill was indeed plotting and planning to steal as much as he could find. When things started to go down Monday evening and my eyes and ears that were out and about had seen him out and about I thought tonight was the night. Well Melissa suddenly had to go for the night. I sniffed that out in a hot second. She was pulling out all the stops to leave for the night. I kept throwing wrenches in her plan to leave. She was getting frantic to leave and I thought she was gonna help Bill. Turns out by the end of the day Tuesday that she had her own plot going and that her cousin and that girls boyfriend were going to hit me. Melissa had all the intel she needed and she was gonna beat Bill to them and know that I would blame Bill. If yall could seen the events that transpired between about 9 oclock Monday evening and 4 a.m. Tuesday you would shit yourselves.
Here are a few screen shots of messages between a friend Jennifer, Liz*(the woman who my plant LizzyLizzard was named after), Amanda( the woman who the plant MandyMoo was named after, and my beloved little Rose who of course the plant NoseyRosey was named after. Funny thing is the plant that I named Melissa 2.0 is the honey hole gal that is off by itself and looks to be the most potent of them all. The flowers have a bluish purple hue, a pungent smell, and I mean the flowers are just goo. Can't wait to try it.
I'm getting a shower and headed to safe house to do more cleaning and putting some pot that is ready for jars into jars. Feeling much better today. Breathing a little easier. I will share the whole story but it's going to take a few days before I get it all down.
I remember GardenBoss commenting that someday myt thread will probably be written down in a book. He might be right lol......ugh...first time I've laughed since earlier in the day on Monday.