Conversation with my daughter.

LordWinter · Feb 11, 2011

I swear, I end up in the strangest conversations when I'm stoned. My 18 year old was watching Jeopardy tonight, and somehow the show managed to spur the following conversation after she'd ranted about the tackiness of male nipple rings. The beginning seems disjointed because I walked into the room to hear the first comment leaving my daughter's lips:

Daughter: I'm gonna get a Prince Albert.

Me: Not unless the doctor missed something at the hospital.

Daughter: No, I was just saying... why can't girl piercings have a name?

Me: They do, labial and clitoral.

Daughter: No! I was talking about a cool name like Prince Albert. Why don't they call them Queen Elizabeth or something.... Queen Victoria!

Me: X.X :lol:

Thacker420 · Feb 11, 2011

Genital piercings creep me out.. :-?

Irollfatties · Feb 11, 2011

Yeah, if a girl is down to get her Vajayjay pierced, I probably won't hit it.....

More than twice.

BOOGS · Feb 11, 2011

Wierd to have that conversation with your daughter also.....

Samatha Green · Feb 11, 2011

BOOGS said:
Wierd to have that conversation with your daughter also.....

+ 100
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r1tony · Feb 11, 2011

post pics of daughter or didnt happen.

Irollfatties · Feb 11, 2011

BOOGS said:
Wierd to have that conversation with your daughter also.....

it is the 21st century

r1tony said:
post pics of daughter or didnt happen.

x2

LordWinter · Feb 11, 2011

Random conversations in this house tend to lean toward the bizarre. I'm just glad she saves the sex talks for her mom. I don't think there is enough pot on the planet to get me ready for those.

Sr. Verde · Feb 11, 2011

r1tony said:
post pics of daughter or didnt happen.

had to

pretty hard

LordWinter · Feb 11, 2011

lol, that one was good.

Michael Sparks · Feb 11, 2011

Best of luck to you sir !

Louis541 · Feb 11, 2011

I'd never get my junk pierced, I'd be afraid they'd screw up and break my junk.

LordWinter · Feb 11, 2011

Roflmao! Louis, been preaching that same mantra for years!

Samatha Green · Feb 11, 2011

Irollfatties said:
it is the 21st century

x2

It does not matter what century this is, I honestly cant think of 1 time in my life where I felt the urge to discuss my desire to have my clit piercing named after The Queen.
But thats just me.

LordWinter · Feb 11, 2011

That's what made the whole situation strange and hilarious for me, because she looked at her mom and said "Well? Guys get a prince, why can't girls have a queen?"

jesus of Cannabis · Feb 11, 2011

any pictures of your daughter?

LordWinter · Feb 11, 2011

Heh, I would, but my wife would kill me. She's cool with me throwing my face around the web, but she said no pics of her and our kids a long time ago.

Michael Sparks · Feb 11, 2011

who knows who is lurking on the web, too much crazy stuff going on in out society today (your wife is intuitive)

LordWinter · Feb 11, 2011

Yeah, we're both social creatures online, so we're really familiar with the loons out there on the net. She and I actually met on AOL about 10 years ago. Spent three years talking over the phone and internet, then I moved up here almost 8 years ago.

Irollfatties · Feb 11, 2011

So you helped make the statistic of 1 out of 5 relationships start out online... I need to start up a online dating site quick...

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