Confessions

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I haven't confessed in a while...

I've been eating a lot of fruit and those naked fruit smoothies in the morning lately, they make my farts unbearable and numerous. This ends around noon, and well I guess I miss the little stinkers and have started longing for the next morning to come
 
I haven't confessed in a while...

I've been eating a lot of fruit and those naked fruit smoothies in the morning lately, they make my farts unbearable and numerous. This ends around noon, and well I guess I miss the little stinkers and have started longing for the next morning to come
Add in sorbitol sweetener, you'll love yourself again.
 
Went to a Bday party tonight and was asked to leave by the Bday boy (50th).
His mamma told him I was drunk and needed to leave. What a pussy.
I never got to the party, they shut me down in the parking lot.:cool:
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