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Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor

kinda sexy with that pink skirt!

randybishop said:

Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor

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Gives new perspective on "sloppy seconds"

Was she looking for a sample? Looked like a kid digging for the gumball.

I'd fuck it

Oh, and how much is it?

Commander Strax said:

I'd fuck it

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If it were manufactured in Germany or the US I'd fuck it too, but that's Chinese... Only a matter of time till it chops...

That's based on Chinese dimensions though. It would be like trying to fuck a cheerio for us westerners. Notice the guy putting his finger in it and it being almost a good fit.

Sativied said:

If it were manufactured in Germany or the US I'd fuck it too, but that's Chinese... Only a matter of time till it chops...

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you don't like a little Oriental Machinery? That is just racist

It just goes in and out? No change in position? No switching it up? What if I wanna spectate and let her play the field? Too much of the same, I'd go flacid and she'd be insulted.

Next.

And this is how china makes sure that there aren't to many girls.......

Commander Strax said:

you don't like a little Oriental Machinery? That is just racist

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I still wouldn't fuck her if she was of the human race though, the squeaky Asian sound doesn't do it for me.

The title of this thread should have been:

"Cuming to a sperm bank near you"

~PEACE~