• Here is a link to the full explanation: https://rollitup.org/t/welcome-back-did-you-try-turning-it-off-and-on-again.1104810/

Come get BAKED with Yessica...

dux

dux

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That's awesome! Me too! Ate 2 cookies took the dogs to the river for a swim. That lasted about a half hour, "I gotta get home" I realized...

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Da Mann

Da Mann

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Yessica... said:
White dress at a wedding is supposed to emulate the PURITY of VIRGINITY.

My vagini - sooooo NOT a virgin.

Mine aresehole - IS.

So - I can wear white to my wedding, and NOT have to feel like a LIAR in the EYES of GAWD.

I don't believe in a god that would give a SHIT about my dress choice - but I like to keep my options open...
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So my little Yessie. Are you looking forward to getting married?
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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dux said:
That's awesome! Me too! Ate 2 cookies took the dogs to the river for a swim. That lasted about a half hour, "I gotta get home" I realized...

:bigjoint::bigjoint::bigjoint:
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Holy shit - internet moving pictures are BLOWING MY MIND!!!!

I also am having a hard time convincing my brain I am on the laptop and NOT an iPad..

My sticky finger prints are all over the screen....

Gaaaaaaah - I pressed "post reply" with my finger again. BIG DUMMY!!!

bahahahahaha = sounds like a nice walk!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Da Mann said:
So my little Yessie. Are you looking forward to getting married?
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I'm GETTING MARRIED???

OMG - when did he tell you he was gonna Pop the question?

I can't BELIEVE you know before me!!!!

Well - I better get used to not making a sound when I fart...because there is gonna be some RIPPAGE come honeymoon time.

How romantic...
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Da Mann said:
Sooooo. Your a three finger kind of girl. The girls I play with only like two.
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hahahahahahahaha - what?

You're funny! Always using your wizard-speak to try to get me to talk about my sexual preferences....

You're like the VOLDOMORT of unintentional dirty talk.

I like make-believe. I imagine THIS is your O-face. Or Vinegar strokes...if you know what I'm sayin'...
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