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Singlemalt

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I hate it when your in the store and someone farts in the isle and someone new walks by thinking you did it
Turn it back on them. I actually did the farting and this well dressed, obviously well off woman gives me stink eye. I say, obviously you can't handle alcohol.....she goes ballistic and rants. Store employees converge and ask what's up.....I say...this obviously intoxicated woman farted and tried to blame me. Sets her off worse and she's escorted out the store
 

Pinworm

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Turn it back on them. I actually did the farting and this well dressed, obviously well off woman gives me stink eye. I say, obviously you can't handle alcohol.....she goes ballistic and rants. Store employees converge and ask what's up.....I say...this obviously intoxicated woman farted and tried to blame me. Sets her off worse and she's escorted out the store
She had it coming.
 

Dr.Pecker

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CPS destroys more lives than drugs or alcohol. Instead of counseling or rehab they break up your family thinking that's better. Just about everyone I know with kids had a cps issue of some kind. Hell if my parents had kids nowadays they would have been taken away. You cant get away with the shit you used to.
 

IRON-EYES

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CPS destroys more lives than drugs or alcohol. Instead of counseling or rehab they break up your family thinking that's better. Just about everyone I know with kids had a cps issue of some kind. Hell if my parents had kids nowadays they would have been taken away. You cant get away with the shit you used to.
the man who defined evil right in front of us
 
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