I think Jig's neighbour has already had a lonely miserable life, the fukkin cunt! if it was me I would go and kick him right in the knackers, however, by the sounds of it he probably doesn't have a set!!!
When I was a teenager our neighbours in Scotland tried to take an Interim Interdict out on our family, which in Scottish law can restrict you from doing certain things. They were, English (funnily enough) and tried to restrict us from being within a certain distance of their property (our driveway connected with theirs, and our kitchen window looked directly on to theirs). Our lawyer pissed himself laughing when he saw the letter. "So basically they want you to move house", ahahaha...fukkin dumb fuks didn't realise I was a teenager in a gang and had nothing better to do than make their lifes a misery from that point on. My sister was learning to drive and their whole family would get up to their window and clap and cheer as she drove off in the learners vehicle (I thought that was actually quite funny). Amazing how much we humans can hate each other eh! Needless to say they moved within a couple of months.
On that note, Much love to you all.