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DoobieBrother

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Good morning/afternoon/evening my lubricated friends!

Worked on the lyrics to a new song last night. I have to figure out a hooky chorus for it, but that's no biggie. And I may juggle some of the verses around a bit:
(*hip hop)

"You Can't Hang With Me"
©2012 DoobieBrother

I appreciate your offer
To share your Kind
But in a few minutes you're gonna find
that I'll smoke & toke and leave you far behind

If I put the bong down
don't get uptight
it's to be polite
I'm the #1 Toker for miles around

Better put it away
Unless you got all day
Listen very close
to what I say

Smoke every last bit of your weed & hash
I will flat deplete your stash

Of bubbleponic
Super-duty chronic
Big shout out to Don Gin & Tonic

I'll smoke all you got
Toking non-stop
'Cause my lungs are used
to the very best pot

I smoke my choke yo, 24/7
3-6-5
no joke no jive
My brain cells vibrate and they come alive

See I got what you need
The one hit Wonder Weed
Ain't got no stems or seed
Make you eyeballs bleed & bleed

When I load from my pouch
and I spark the pipe
you ain't ever gonna get up
Off my couch

Two tokes of my blend
and it all comes clear
Like St. Michael's trumpet
Blasting in your ear

It's like the Four Horsemen
of The Cannopolypse

It's herbal devastations
Like in The Revelations

Bring about healing
To all of the nations

You can't stop it
So why even try
You can't top it
So why ask why?

Yo, I don't smoke tripe
I don't deal in hype
If your weed's weak
it ain't my type

My grass will mow you down
Turn your brain to mulch
Leave your mind comatose
at the bottom of a gulch

It's a Grand Slam
Meaner than Uncle Sam
After 3 tokes all you can say is
"God, Damn!"

'Cause it never lets up
It's so damn tasty
Like scrambled eggs and ketchup
It's like chips & gravy

I pack the bowls
that cleanses your souls
Like sliding down into
deep dark K-holes

So sit back, relax
Get ready for the ride
Green monkey on your back
Devil Weed at your side

Lookin' like L.A.
on a smoggy day
Or the City by the Bay
on a foggy day

Never puttin' it down
Blowin' my smoke all over town
Got "The King of Cannabis"
inscribed on my crown

Always got several strains goin'
Seeds & clones always growin'

It's Perpetual

I'm Intellectual

Your weed is mostly ineffectual

Ridin' on clouds
You can see forever
No worries no pain
All you can say is "Wuteva"

Muchie attack,
dry mouth is whack
So we point our feet right at the door
And make our way to the corner store

Sun's so bright
don't forget sunglasses
Stock up on the goodies
Stoned off our asses

No Shirt No Shoes
in the 7-11
Flyin' so high
way past 7th Heaven

You'll be brain-baked for a Brahman Year
As we zoom around in the atmosphere
Just a laughin' & a smilin'
grinning ear to ear

Don't need no permission
Spark it up like Krakatoa
I got fat & hard nugs
I'm the #1 Growa

So light it up
But be forewarned
My harvest will kill you
Like The Children of The Corn
 

kirob1415

Well-Known Member
Here's some shots of my grow room set up and a Blue Mystic and Big Bud plants. I'll take any opinions or comments advice etc. Thanks for lookin

First off my 5x5x8 room with a 600w cool tube.

Sorry bout the blurry pics

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DoobieBrother

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If I can pull it all off even a tenth of what he could do, I'll be happy.
Going to keep it simple but powerful when I lay down the drums, and minimal melody backing it.
A couple of minor issues to deal with before the lyrics are finished, but it's getting close.
Thanks for taking the time to read it!
 

kirob1415

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If I can pull it all off even a tenth of what he could do, I'll be happy.
Going to keep it simple but powerful when I lay down the drums, and minimal melody backing it.
A couple of minor issues to deal with before the lyrics are finished, but it's getting close.
Thanks for taking the time to read it!
Rap song huh?
 

DoobieBrother

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One of my attempts.
Won't be using samples, just me, my bass guitar, and Ableton Suite for the drums & other musical goodness.

*well, technically, Ableton uses drum & instrument samples, but only one note samples. I meant no sampling other people's music :-)
 

kirob1415

Well-Known Member
One of my attempts.
Won't be using samples, just me, my bass guitar, and Ableton Suite for the drums & other musical goodness.
Cool Im a musician too, got a band called Chamber 13 we're a hard rock/metal cover band. We're kicking around the idea of writing some originals in the near future.
 

DoobieBrother

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Right on, man!
I'm into a wide range of genres, and just getting my feet wet with writing stuff, too so I have a ways to go with it, but have to start somewhere.
I've got some cannabis-related songs ready for music, and some other stuff in the works.
Doing it for the love of the game these days, as my health issues prevent me from committing to a group scene or a band right now.
So for now I just concentrate on writing & keeping busy playing my bass while I learn how to better use Ableton Suite as I work towards finished songs.
 

kirob1415

Well-Known Member
Right on, man!
I'm into a wide range of genres, and just getting my feet wet with writing stuff, too so I have a ways to go with it, but have to start somewhere.
I've got some cannabis-related songs ready for music, and some other stuff in the works.
Doing it for the love of the game these days, as my health issues prevent me from committing to a group scene or a band right now.
So for now I just concentrate on writing & keeping busy playing my bass while I learn how to better use Ableton Suite as I work towards finished songs.
We got a guy that does our sound for us and has a home studio and wants to record us for free. There's no better medication for an ailment than weed and music :)
 

DoobieBrother

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I love to fly high and lay out a thick, fat wall of sound on my bass.

Been out ofthe blessed herb for a couple of months due to a shitstorm of events, but have 4 plants in my closet getting ready to get flipped to 12/12 tomorrow, and 13 healthy seedlings of Extrema coming up right behind them.

Thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for my music to keep me distracted.
 

kirob1415

Well-Known Member
I love to fly high and lay out a thick, fat wall of sound on my bass.

Been out ofthe blessed herb for a couple of months due to a shitstorm of events, but have 4 plants in my closet getting ready to get flipped to 12/12 tomorrow, and 13 healthy seedlings of Extrema coming up right behind them.

Thank Flying Spaghetti Monster for my music to keep me distracted.
Cool man I just put mine into flower today cant wait to reap the benefits.
 

Dezracer

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Hey Doob, If you decide you'd like to hear how that would sound being spit by someone with a hip hop history and that used to battle in underground hip hop clubs, let me know. I've got just the guy for you and you'd never believe how that would sound. He freestyled at my wedding reception, LOl
It pissed off my father in law to no end but we thought it was cool. It was pretty much just my in-laws that got upset about it. My family has always been very open minded and dude spits fire. I'd need to convince him to get back behind the mic but it would be dope.
 

DoobieBrother

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That's be way cool, Dez!
I'd be worried about being categorized as a karaoke rapper, since I'm just a crusty ol' white dude with no deep roots in hip hop.

That must've been quite the treat at your wedding!
Too bad about the in-laws not digging it but, well, it was YOUR wedding, not theirs. ;-)

As for your friend handling the vocals on my stuff, I think that would be way cool!
I can sing relatively okay, and I can sing along to rap songs pretty decently, but I couldn't freestyle if my life depended on it, and am blown away by the kats who can lay out flows from nothing like that.
I'm going to be doing some more writing & polishing this week of songs I've got going, and then will be composing the music for them.
I'm going to lay down the vocals for them, but if I suck too badly at it, I'd definitely be open to turning it over someone with skills.
I'll be posting the completed stuff here in the 600 for critiques and, if you feel like it, you can let your buddy listen to it and see if he'd be interested in taking the stuff to another level.
I've been a long-time musician of other genres, and it won't hurt my feelings if he (and others) think my stuff is whack or fluffy.
I know there are tons of great rappers & songwriters out there, so am not expecting miracles of being the next big thing.
I know it's a skill that requires constant practice & exercise, and I'm just starting to knock on the door to see if anyone's home.
;-)
 

DoobieBrother

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Lol thats how we sound if we're all drunk
Yeah, brings back memories from before I got married & settled down.
I used to hang during rehearsals with groups of local musicians who gigged and had some wild times.
They all knew each other (three separate bands, lots of hard rock, grunge & metal) and there were several of us un-attached musicians who'd hang out & then take over the basement stage while they took breaks ("breaks" being a euphemism for hitting the bathroom to do their bumps & whatever else in private).
But me & the other loose musicians could play stuff that the others couldn't, and after a few minutes they'd all pile downstairs to see who the fuck was tearing it up.
You wouldn't think being able to play "Take Five" would impress a hair band, but they all thought it was as cool as shit.

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Good times... good times...
:-)
 

Dezracer

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"He's knocking on the back door Brian. Should I let him in? I said, he's knocking on tha back door. Should I let him in?" I loved that part of that episode, LOL
 
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