StaySafe420
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I do too... It's called "my brain and my muscles"
If zombies attack, you'll probably wanna stay with me. I'll keep you safe
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If zombies attack, you'll probably wanna stay with me. I'll keep you safe
octafunk
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Don*t you mean the zombie survival guide written by Max Brooks
Very good read, along with his latest. World War Z. Which is about
after the world has been taken over and its different peoples stories about
how they survive and neat things like that. I read somewhere they are turning
it into a movie as well.
Very good read, along with his latest. World War Z. Which is about
after the world has been taken over and its different peoples stories about
how they survive and neat things like that. I read somewhere they are turning
it into a movie as well.
StaySafe420
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which zombies would you rather fight?
Dawn of the dead zombies or T-Virus zombies?
Dawn of the dead zombies or T-Virus zombies?
square peg in square hole damnit!!!!!!.....YouTube - Resident evil zombie experiment
smokenchoke310
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Id rather fight T virus...lol...dawn of the dead are a bit less intelligent... T virus they get smarter in the last movie
StaySafe420
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Thank you fdd for that gem. Same thing happened when me and jim joe bob tried to domesticate a gator... poor jim joe bob lost his testicles
I'd capture a zombie, and hot box its cell. Only then can you domesticate a zombie.
I'd capture a zombie, and hot box its cell. Only then can you domesticate a zombie.
StaySafe420
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Slow walking?! what are you scared?! I would rather fight the real terrors. The freaky fast super scary zombies. So much more action, and hey eventually you will die, so why not have some fun before hand
StaySafe420
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Dude, you gotta hit up the gym for a few months, get in a couple hundred fights, and then buy a shottie. If zombies attack you'll survive longer than most, but zombies will win eventually
This is all theoretical so it really doesnt matter
This is all theoretical so it really doesnt matter
octafunk
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Zombies wont win if you have read the zombie survival guide. Learn what to carry, what not to carry. Definitly not a shotty. They are loud and run on ammo which runs out in sticky situtations. Plus they require cleaning. If you haven*t read the guide you should. Its a must to surviving any attack.
StaySafe420
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I dont care... Shotgun is the greatest weapon ever created. Plus when it comes to battle tactics, i win. I'd force them to come through a doorway and just unload shell after shell after shell until the bodies blocked the door. I'm cool with being eaten by a zombie, but i wanna take a few thousand down first.
Besides if my weapons run out of ammo, which eventually it will, i'm just gunna start removing heads with my bare hands. One after another, just ripping through flesh with my fingers. I'm a fucked up guy, i know... but that's what you get being raised to fight.
smokenchoke310
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Id rather fite the Shaun of the Dead Zombies...lol they can be tricked if u act lik 1 of them...So I would act like 1 most of the time
octafunk
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Can you rip the head off a normal human being? No you can*t. So what makes you think you can rip the head off of thousands of creatures that feel no pain. Their only desires are to eat you no matter the cost. Fighting hand to hand is the absolute worst idea. I*ve had this debate with my friends times and times again because we are zombie enthuasist. Pretending zombies were real and shit you know?
WHat happens when you block that door with dead zombies and then after hours of moaning and groaning and you sitting in a room running out of food(that is to say you had any) and your body is exhausted and you need sleep.
There are more productive ways to kill zombies just like hunting game and keeping yourself alive. Just because people around you are dying doesn*t mean you must, because of your lust for killing the undead.
WHat happens when you block that door with dead zombies and then after hours of moaning and groaning and you sitting in a room running out of food(that is to say you had any) and your body is exhausted and you need sleep.
There are more productive ways to kill zombies just like hunting game and keeping yourself alive. Just because people around you are dying doesn*t mean you must, because of your lust for killing the undead.
StaySafe420
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Yes, I could rip the head off of a zombie
consider the fact that zombies are in a state of decay and are rotting
Now consider a 220lb rock climber, bounty hunter, piercing his ultra strong fingers into the decaying flesh of the neck, seeing as this is what is usually torn and chewed by the zombie it was attacked by. Just a little strength, knowledge of human anatomy and a really fucked up childhood is all you need to remove a zombies head. But fuck, if i had a metal bat, i would be collapsing skulls all day long. I don't fear the living, why should i fear the undead?
We all gotta die someday octafunk... does it really matter how?
consider the fact that zombies are in a state of decay and are rotting
Now consider a 220lb rock climber, bounty hunter, piercing his ultra strong fingers into the decaying flesh of the neck, seeing as this is what is usually torn and chewed by the zombie it was attacked by. Just a little strength, knowledge of human anatomy and a really fucked up childhood is all you need to remove a zombies head. But fuck, if i had a metal bat, i would be collapsing skulls all day long. I don't fear the living, why should i fear the undead?
We all gotta die someday octafunk... does it really matter how?
