oh god high school.
I remember when I had several joints in my bag my junior year, asked a frd to smoke some with me before school started, so we went and smoked a few roaches at the back of the school. 3 hours later in my 5th period, security gaurd comes into the classroom, says "Need to see BBilly Mcbob, bring your stuff its urgent." SO im like oh fuck they know I have weed. The security gaurd walks me down to the office, and I know im fucked, I had like 6 joints in my bag, I had to think fast. Just as I passed hte bathroom with the gaurd I said " hey could I just take a leak, I dunno how long this will go on for"he says "no principal orders straight to the office" and im like"I REALLY FUCKING have to go, I swear my bladder will explode and ill sue this school please" and he is just like "well alright make it quick"
So I go in, flush my joints down the tubes, comeback out, go down to the office, sure enough, there is LITERALLY 10 cops there,(along with my idiotic frd who ratted me out in the back) the principal, I think I even remember an FBI agent or something, maybe a detective, all looking at me with the meanest glare... "your in big trouble young man." They ripped the bag off my shoulders, all the police got onto me, checked my pockets, mouth, in between my toes, my bag of course. Forced me ot go in the back do a strip search (uhhhhhg) and they didnt find SHIT!!!! They looked so pissed after, they made such a big deal over it is why. There was about 5 cop cars parked at the school, htat detective looking guy may have been the police cheif, all over a couple of joints they thought I had? (well I did have them ahahaha JIPPED)
turns out my frd got caught with half a roach, principal asked where he got it from or he was going to jail ect... He ratted me out, what a fag.
.. and pulled us over... so long story short, i lost my papers, a roach, got 3 tickets, and we had to pour out our beers
... i love small town cops
