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Hi. I just got put on probation & have to drop on the 26th of this month. I went out & got a couple grams as a last hoorah. I.last smoked on the 19th. Again I need to be clean by the 26th.
Also, I'm 22 Weeks pregnant. So I'm worried being pregnant will make it harder to clean out. I was clean for about 3 Weeks then smoked non stop for like 2-3 days.
can anyone give me any tips to clean out faster nautrally- no Detox products. Obviously drinking water & peeing, but are there Any other ways to help me clean out faster? Thanks

Hi. I just got put on probation & have to drop on the 26th of this month. I went out & got a couple grams as a last hoorah. I.last smoked on the 19th. Again I need to be clean by the 26th.
Also, I'm 22 Weeks pregnant. So I'm worried being pregnant will make it harder to clean out. I was clean for about 3 Weeks then smoked non stop for like 2-3 days.
can anyone give me any tips to clean out faster nautrally- no Detox products. Obviously drinking water & peeing, but are there Any other ways to help me clean out faster? Thanks

EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!

It helps along the cleansing process.

Seriously?? You are pregnant and went on a thc binge? You got way more issues than dropping dirty. More like Newcpscase not newmomm

If you were just put on probation then they won't expect you to drop clean.
So tell them the truth basically for that aspect if they catch you.

But you have bigger problems with the pregnancy: they will most likely want to charge you with endangerment, etc. if you drop dirty.
Personally I have never heard anything specific about pot and pregnancy - I doubt you have much to worry about for the fetus.
But the probation people will look at it like the guy above who bitched you out: you might as well have cocaine in your system as they won't make any distinction.

Still - what you did was not thinking about your responsibility - you need to learn from this for a few reasons:
1) the baby: if anything goes wrong with the birth you will never know if it is your fault.
2) your own self respect and peace of mind: you are going to be a Mother and you need to think and act for two now.
3) leo will destroy you before turning you over to DHS so they can destroy your child if you get caught.

Don't go crazy drinking water: it is little known fact that you can od on water and when you do the result is death.
For real. Google it if you must; but do not ignore the advice Please.
Good Luck.

Try not to put any more drugs of any kind into your body while you are pregnant. The first few years of a kid's life are the most critical for mental and physical development.

No trying to condone anything...but this came to mind.
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kind die-sel, your response is way over the top.
you'd prescribe some whack shit right outta shaman training camp and have to begin the entire process over again due to subjective reactionary ego. don't worry, i'm on my third go-around and still don't know shit

kinddiesel said:

yes I can help you with that, being an expert with thc mj plant. my advice is get an abortion . a study showed thc will., in your terms. fuck the baby up , now the baby will have a lot of issues, after its born. you should be proud of your self, get an abortion do the baby a favor, to get rid of it in your system, who gives a flying fuck about you ? just the the right thing. now, if you think im speaking harsh , im telling you the truth.

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Are you fucking kidding me? Kinda harsh don't ya think? It's not like she was shooting up heroin.

I'd love to see you bust out some proof that this kid is going to be fucked up for life because mom smoked a few doobs while she was prego. It's weed for christs sake.

Good advice Marty

Easy. Fake piss. End of thread.

i have a way to be clean 100% am even smoke all the time you will never pop dirty with this method as i have used it several times and have told people and they have used this way and so far no one has ever popped dirty

take a cap from a 20 ounce bottle of pop and fill it like a shot glass with vinegar don't use cider vinegar use the clear kind toss that back the night before your test and drink at least 2 gallons of water

i smoked all month prolly a good 1/8 a day and a 1/8 the night before did this trick and was clean for 2 stra8 years while on probation

wish i could help ya out newmom. my wife is also 3 mo preg and takes a couple puffs off a bowl i smoke to help her puking all the damn time. i keep telling her it might not be a good idea to smoke. but what do i know. i never wanted kids to begin with. being on probation, they WILL waych you pee. so using synthetic urine or someone elses urine placed discretely on the body will not work.........unless you get the wizinator, place the urine bac on your back, and get creative with the placement of the delivery line (might have to be places in a rather uncomfortable areas) and do it that way.

ive used those detox drinks in the past and have had great results for preemployment drug screens. and have used buddies urine cleverly concealed in gleu bottles, hand warmers, and strapped to my inner thigh.

good luck. even tho i dont want a kid EVER!!!!, i really hope no harm will come to the kid from her smoking. im an asshole (admittidly), but im not a son of a bitch that wants to harm an innocent kid.