Your government lets you sleep at night without having to worry.
No they dont I have to worry every noght because of the Government. If i was in my bed and someone tried to break in my home and kill my family i would have to defend my self there is no secret service in my home. Its because of my government weed is illegal
Your government paves roads for you to get around.
I pay my taxes i go to work every day and my city charges me all types of taxes.
Your government creates those parks you go to with your kids.
I thought my state did that and where does the money come from hhhmmm are you serious? I can also do with out parks.
Your government has one of the lowest tax rates in the world
Not the lowest there is lower do your research not only that are you really talking about this government and taxes with everything in the news for real.
Your government helps keep prices down on goods and services (if you dont belive that go look at how much countries in Europe pay for gas and food)
Your out of gas by now but i will entertain you as per http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/rankings_by_country.jsp there is atleast 20 other countries ahead of us in the cost of living catergory.
Your government lets you create any business you like
LOL But they make if very hard for people like me to ever be in this kind of position.
Your government gives you the opportunity to participate in the financial markets.
Oh this is some how a privilage given to me by the government.
Your government lets you protest without getting shot.
Your right about this one they will just mace you or club you instead.
Your government lets you say whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah they do try saying the word bomb in a airport. Or curse in a court a couple of times see what happens. Or better yet talk about Obama on the facebook spread the word that you hate him see what happens.
Your government PAYS your lazy ass if you dont have a fucking job.
Hmm this is one people gets confused alot I pay for this Ive worked all my life never used Unemployment never received a check for not working but im sure there is money coming out my check for this.
Your government makes sure you will never starve.
Oh do they and how do they do this one. do they buy food for my fridge because if they do let me call them i need some more milk. Dang i dont qualify for that because i work looks like government not helping me there.
Your government gives you money to go to school if you cant afford it.
Nope they dont as a matter of fact because i have been convicted of simple possesion of marijuana i cannot receive any government loans or grants. I was caught with less then a gram of Marijuana while fishing.
Your government will give you a loan to start up a new business.
Once again your wrong as i stated above my government hates me so much not only do i get a criminal record it follows me forever makes it very hard to get a decent job, dont give me the same chance that perscription drug user has.
Your government makes sure the food and water you eat/drink dosent kill you.
Every year there is a different food killing people the foods is getting stranger and stranger spinach and cantaloupe
Your government will find and prosecute anyone who brings harm to you or your family.
They are also being payed for this to so not like they do it for free. and not only that they rather cut the person a deal then go to trial because some times they dont even have the right person.
Gimme a fuckin break man
