Casinos

Nice way to start off a Friday for damm sure.

there is this skinny black dude who calls himself THE SLOT GURU, he got a website and a book out, claims he makes a living playing slots. He even drives a BMW with his logo. Im thinking he makes a living on book profits not slots. The only people that win on slots in the long run are the casino owners

I play alot of poker have done quite well this year was in vegas in March and came out with a happy 25k not bad for a 3 week vacation!

cary schellie said:

there is this skinny black dude who calls himself THE SLOT GURU, he got a website and a book out, claims he makes a living playing slots. He even drives a BMW with his logo. Im thinking he makes a living on book profits not slots. The only people that win on slots in the long run are the casino owners

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I have read a few books that guys like him put out. I would agree with your statment of who wins but will share this with you. State goverend casinos without a doubt are tough to win at, with that said my x and i were in vegas a few years back and I won 10k on a dollar slot. Very exciting shit. I go to Indian Casinos in OK. They have class three machine which look like slots (vgt) but are bingo machines. They are part of server based gambling. If you research that you will find that the payoffs are minimun 70 percent as a rule but can be tweeked from a control room. This is legal for them to do. I find that during busy times, right before concerts or events they pay off better to entice first time players to spend their money. Here are last year highlights 12k dollar machine 5k dollar machine 2.5k six dif times, 4k five dollar machine 3.5k five dollar machine. Lots of 800 and 900 wins bottom line I did good last year and this year off to a great start. But it is years reading, finding the right ones to play and where they are placed etc. I would agree that the standard person should not play slots unless they can afford to lose everything they have in their pockets but like anything else if you do enough research you will be ok. I love the casinos, lotterys, bingo halls I just flat out love to bet. I never bet sports but show me a casino and lets get some crown royal and go.

Add ten thousand to the record, i was down 500 and walking around when my son called.. I sat down and put 20 bucks in a machine. Kept pushing the button no looking and when I got off phone, bingo 10k fuck yes

Was there all night Saturday, came home cleaned up and went back Sunday, pretty much a wash only up a few hundred this time but had fun.

chrishydro said:

Who goes and do you win, I am a big slot player, lots of reserach and win. 62k positive last year and doing well this year. Just got home, three hours and positive 2300 tonight. Love the action how bout you

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I've never been to a casino.

So I go last night, about two am I ask my host to get me a room, she says it will take her a few minutes so go play and I will call you. This is 2am so i wonder around and get a machine and play, I am winning so I play the one next to it at the same time. BOOOOMMMMMM Progressive slot 17,262.00 fucking crazy

gotta ask. whats the trick to the slots? i went 2 weeks ago for the first time and lost 40 bucks and left. didnt win but a couple little things here and there. i kept getting pissed and moving to other machines...

I go way to much.
I win ...but forget to leave.
Haha

Ringsixty said:

I go way to much.
I win ...but forget to leave.
Haha

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Me too, my daughter went to the movies and had two friends over, my son at work so I am just sitting here so since it is only one hour away I roll. When I get there I have beer and crowns royal and the next thing you know it is 2am. I will not drink and drive period, Im 51 and know better so I get a room. They give them free but from time to time the hotel there fills up so they had to find me one this time. After the win they gave me a giant suite, was cool as shit. Piped up, put all the money in my shirt and held it like a baby all night. lol. I love casinos, I am by far going too much and staying so I know sooner or later I will lose but until then it is like, hey Im going to the casino. It has been a lot of years since I could leave the kids home alone, 16 and 21 so getting out all night with just me is a blast win or lose.

My wife and I have planned a 4 day trip in Oct. Going to hit all those Indian Casino's in Palm Springs... Just for fun.
Win or Lose.
Never been there...So it should be fun.

so you're a lifetime winner who's up tens of thousands of dollars?


you just walk into a casino, play slots, and hit $10,000+ jackpots?



why am I the ONLY one who thinks the OP is FULL OF SHIT ??

is everybody on this forum high beyond reason/logic? lol

budsmoker87 said:

so you're a lifetime winner who's up tens of thousands of dollars?


you just walk into a casino, play slots, and hit $10,000+ jackpots?



why am I the ONLY one who thinks the OP is FULL OF SHIT ??

is everybody on this forum high beyond reason/logic? lol

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hmm....maybe, i asked him what his secret was but didnt get a reply

I love to play in the casinos. Next week I'll be in Reno, playing craps and video poker. I've played in most casinos in Reno and Vegas, and others throughout the country. But I won't play in the Indian casinos, because they have too much house edge.

It's hard to believe that you can win at slots, those are the worst payouts in any casino. I've seen people hit slot jackpots, but they usually say that they are still "down." I play craps using only the best bets on the table, and only video poker machines that are "full pay."

i hit on my first pull at harrahs in chester...650...then i quit. for life.