car payment = sex twice a week
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Stoney McFried
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I'm 30....if I don't wear makeup, folks say I look like a teenager.They're prolly just being nice. Anyway, I have personally found that drunk dick, and dick over forty, is usually like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Stoney McFried
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Yeah, the will is there but not the way...and they just wanna keep trying long past the point of frustration...
tipsgnob
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really...so I guess that I should be proud that my dick still gets hard...wow
Stoney McFried
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Yes, you should.Paint it red and show the world!
You're one of the lucky ones then. Even as a girl,when I drank, I'd get horny but I could never pop off.really...so I guess that I should be proud that my dick still gets hard...wow
korvette1977
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Im 42 and can get it hard almost on command.. just need a min... and Im ready to go ...
makinthemagic
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Yes, you should.Paint it red and show the world!
You're one of the lucky ones then. Even as a girl,when I drank, I'd get horny but I could never pop off.
I've found alcohol helps women have an orgasm.
Stoney McFried
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Maybe I should say, Being a girl...otherwise everyone may misconstrue my meaning and thing I'm a post-op transsexual.
Yes, you should.Paint it red and show the world!
You're one of the lucky ones then. Even as a girl,when I drank, I'd get horny but I could never pop off.
Stoney McFried
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I'm happy for you. I bet your girl is too.
Not me, man. Not me.Weed does though.
Stoney McFried
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Yeah, pop off, bust an ovary, the between the thigh explosion, cream,blast off, orgasm, see fireworks,make the udders shudder, etc.etc.
tipsgnob
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I like the way you talk....
Stoney McFried
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I'm a cunning linguist.
LoudBlunts
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cant pay for pussy...cant see, no way no how...but all in honesty we are paying for it someway....in one way or another!
paying shawdy's car note and i would be expecting sex more than twice a week.
you better fuck and suck me like i stole something. i mean that ondemand pussy. ondemand head. ondemand asshole if i want it.
no bullshit! you better be biting me, swallowing me, fulfilling all my fantasies. even the nasty ones....
paying shawdy's car note and i would be expecting sex more than twice a week.
you better fuck and suck me like i stole something. i mean that ondemand pussy. ondemand head. ondemand asshole if i want it.
no bullshit! you better be biting me, swallowing me, fulfilling all my fantasies. even the nasty ones....
honkeytown
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I got a Prince Albert....girls fuckin' pay me!....it's worth the investment...lmao
superficial sluts. dude...if you need to spend money to get pussy...then spend your money on plastic surgery or some shit so the pussy will come to you.
superficial sluts. dude...if you need to spend money to get pussy...then spend your money on plastic surgery or some shit so the pussy will come to you.
LoudBlunts
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prince albert or no prince albert the women will still come
plastic surgery or no plastic surgery the women will still come!
plastic surgery or no plastic surgery the women will still come!
ta2drvn
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If you are that much in need that you are willing to pay, why not go to craig's list, plenty of sluts willing to hook up (prostitutes) never hooked up myself but I used to call on a mortgage company and a few guys used to be on that site all the time and would talk about the different girls on there they have been with, you could find a girl that would hook up for a car payment, don't know if you could get 2x week but then again I don't know what they charge.