Cannabis crime scene question

justugh said:

not if u done it right no

1 kill the person
2 rent a tree chipper
3 throw the body in the chipper
4 move the chipper back and spray clean with a pressure washer
5 run a good amount of wood tho the chipper (smart to tho a weak chain in it so it changes the pattern of the teeth on the chipper)
6 return the chipper getting deposit back

when u mix the soil with the body u need to add some micros and trace elements like u are doing super soil .......with in 4 weeks in a hot are to 6/8 weeks cooler area no dna will be left thanks to the micros ....only possible dna left is in the teeth but the chipper should take care of that

i get bored too and play the what if game
if u can u want to rent it with out leaving your name or anything like that pay all in cash

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SunnyJim said:

The only way this will work is if you eat the remains of your plant, and excrete it as human waste into a compost heap. Of course, to get rid of absolutely all traces of cannabis DNA, you'll have to eat the waste and pass it though your digestive tract a second time.

Report back with the results.

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tyler.durden said:

Hilarious! Most creative way I've ever read to tell somebody to eat shit. And in this case, their own shit. + rep...

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ZaraBeth420 said:

I watched a Star Trek cartoon one time where people on a certain planet were born old, and became progressively younger as they "aged". They died as they reached the infancy stage.

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VTMi'kmaq said:

VEEEGER DOES NOT COMPUTE
YOU ARE CARBON BASED LIFE FORMS
YOU DO NOT COMPUTE
VEEGER MUST STERILIZE

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