Can you trim the leaves to make it not look like a pot plant?? URGENT HELP!!!

Matt Budz

Matt Budz

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hey guys, So my problem is, My mom is coming in town... I live in a 1 bedroom apt. Really small and she goes threw everything ya know? Is there any way i can cut off, or trim the leaves not to look like a marijuana plant? or any kinds of things to make it look a little different? Or no? Please help! :-(



:wall: Screw my life :weed:
 
KevinSmith

KevinSmith

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You can try and camouflage it amongst other plants..
Anything you cut off to camo the plant will shock the shit out of it and not a good idea. Better to move it to a neighbors or a locker you can hook up a light in while moms is there.
You should really plan your shit out better though..
 
sebastopolian

sebastopolian

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Serapis said:
hang little red xmas ornaments off of it and tell her it's indoor tomatoes... ;p
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I hung tomatoes from couple MJ plants in my outside garden... among all the other veges. It was funny as hell. Only one that noticed was my sister. She laughed her ass off!
 
Hoochy

Hoochy

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Tell her it's a Hops plant. Hops is in the same family of plants as marijuana so if she says it looks like MJ, just tell her that's why :)
 
Snow Crash

Snow Crash

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Japanese Maples.

Go get yourself two totally different looking Japanese Maple trees. While you're there steal the name tag of another maple. Come home and put the three of them together with the stolen name tag on the cannabis plant. When she asks about them tell her you're experimenting with a few house plants to see what you like best in different rooms of the apartment.

Tell her some bs about them being all fung shui and the Japanese using them for centuries to keep out evil spirits and balance chi and shit. She'll eat it up.

Focus on getting her to look you in the eye when you talk to her rather than having her examine each plant closely. Make it seem like "it's not that big a deal mom, they aren't that big yet anyway." Then move to something else in the apartment... like how clean the microwave is or tell her you'd like to get some curtains or something. Mom's are always down with microwaves and curtains. I'd slip my mom a dry martini in the process and the problem is averted.
 
bajafox

bajafox

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Hardest thing I ever did was tell my dad I started to grow, we're a lot closer than ever now because of that.

Good luck, if she loves you as much as she should, she'll understand
 
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lemonz

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book a restaurant for the time she is comming then when she arrives at the door walk out and close it behind you and tell her you have a suprise for her bring her for a lovley meal then pack her off back in the car. problem solved and she will love you for it too ;-)
 
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