Can you help a broke cracker with some cheese?

HI,I'm currently in the works of starting my own urine business. I couldn't really find a forum for this question so I chose newbie central.... If I'm infringing on terms of use please let me know.

So,Basically,I have clean fresh drug free urine.
I'm selling it for $10/bottle including shipping unless you want rush shipping then it will change. This is real urine and not synthetic! It is also diabetes free so you can use it for DOT purposes. I'm willing to let one bottle go for free to a registered member so they know it is the real deal. I don't have a website yet or enough money to advertise on here BUT I promise if this website helps me out by letting me do some business I will build a website and pay for advertising. I'm currently accepting payment by paypal and greendot.

Hope to do buisness with you soon. PM me for payment and shipping.

is it non smelly urine cus I don't like smelly urine.

Whatchya gonna sell next, sum chocolate rain?

I am selling lgc semen for inseminational purposes to create little lgc's its 100 a load pm me for order

Well as long as were selling bodily fluids, I've a cold and have spare mucus.

Is this urine good for drinkin'?