Can Guys Really Not Find the Clitoris.

There is nothing i enjoy more than pleasuring my partner. I am a 3:1 kinda guy with orgasm ratio. The way I learned how to properly perform cunnilingus was intensive study of lesbian pornography at a young age. Oh Thank God for the invention of the VCR! Those where the days, back when Nina Hartley and Ginger Lynn were still way hot. Now their wo-wo's look like an old mans face in a steam bath. LOL!
 
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But really, your lady garden should not smell, unless you are unclean or have a medical condition (like fish door syndrome). More men's dicks smell and aren't kept tidy than pussies, either because women are more fussy about keeping it tidy or the constant paranoia that a man will get there and find something he doesn't like to complain about.
 
If it smells like fish it's a dish
If it smells like cologne leave it alone
Old high school proverb but I never found one that wasn't edible.
 
You do not want a fishy smelling pussy...

...but you don't want a perfumey one either.

A fishy vagina is a sign of Bacterial Vaginosis...

...but perfumes can cause it.
 
I knew a guy a while back that said he never goes down on a chick, because that would make him a headgiver, and he dont give head.

Now I know why his wife was fucking someone else...
 
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