Calling your plants girls - creepy, weird, awkward or totally normal? - Poll

Shape Shifter said:

This guy gets it.

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Can you fix that quote it makes me sound retarded. Not that’s there’s anything wrong with being retarded....just saying

it won’t let me change my vote to creepy. I thought it was awkward until I read 3 pages of this thread. It’s super creepy

xtsho said:

Actually I just realized that I do have a name for my plants. I don't call them girls I call them my babies. I start them from seed, give them birth, feed them, nurture them, protect them, and provide them with everything they need. They really are my babies.

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I'm gonna call them my trich babies now. Maybe get them sweaters with my face on them.

Gemtree said:

I'm gonna call them my trich babies now. Maybe get them sweaters with my face on them.

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As long as their core temp doesn’t change much. HID and you may have to go t shirt

Can you fix that quote it makes me sound retarded

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Sure dude. Ima get right on that.

Wattzzup said:

Then you chop them, hang them, grind them up into pieces and smoke them? Parent of the year!!!

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Many species eat their young. It's perfectly natural.

xtsho said:

Many species eat their young. It's perfectly natural.

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You aren't weed.

You guys are funny.
Plants respond to sound, music as well as your tone.
I never scold my girls. I have 15 conversations with them occasionally to tell them i am proud of them & thank you! In a soft tone and i swear they love it.
Used to make my ex-GF go through the flower room with no bra or shirt if ealy enough & not big buds i then had her rub her tits on each plant.
Was just a ritual at that point. Thi kno did it more for the left-out ex-gf then for the plants tho. Lol!

Shape Shifter said:

You aren't weed.

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I wish

Shape Shifter said:

You aren't weed.

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They're my babies remember? So when I consume them I'm consuming my young. What don't you understand?

Coalcat said:

Same here. Now they are just a number. After you kill a few dozen plants naming seems pointless.

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Killing precious plants. Shame on you.
Unless you had the pm or bugs.

Idk I like to think they are dirty whores that we starve for dick until their pussies swell up and then we kill them and smoke their pussies.

xtsho said:

They're my babies remember? So when I consume them I'm consuming my young. What don't you understand?

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I don't understand how your sperm grew weed.

Gemtree said:

Idk I like to think they are dirty whores that we starve for dick until their pussies swell up and then we kill them and smoke their pussies.

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And that my friend is science.

Bah-humbug said:

I always refer to mine as the girls or the ladies when talking to friends.

“I’ll back in a little bit, I have to go feed the ladies.”

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I typically call it "Watering the grass" but I do refer to them as "The Girls" "The Bitches" and "The Whores"

Lol wow some of you guys are getting heated over such a funny subject.

I think it's totally normal. I call em babies when they are small. Mothers of course are mothers and I call the others ladies, even in a seed run just because Im hopeful, lol.

I don't care if others think it's weird. But I'm not very social and could care less what others think. I don't meet very many people I even care to associate with, so if they think I'm strange maybe they will stay away. Lol

Gemtree said:

Idk I like to think they are dirty whores that we starve for dick until their pussies swell up and then we kill them and smoke their pussies.

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Don’t forget the trimming

vostok said:

totally normal..see Anthropomorphism is the attribution of human traits, emotions, or intentions to non-human entities
Like Bugs Bunny like calling Dogs even Horses ';She'

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I cant believe i joined this silly discussion. No offense guys. But now that I'm here, after reading the above word & its meaning (Anthropomorphism ) I'm on board with that. Because after raising them for 2-4 months ,to flower & reap your rewards. They have. Become a very personal part of my life.
When you got more pics of your plants then your kids, that when u know there's a problem.

Shape Shifter said:

Its the kind where 1/3 don't think its totally normal. And this is people that grow. More than half of outsiders would think this is weird.

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I agree, stupid thread that seems for you to do your thing. And if you're talking about your grow to non-growers it stupid no matter what you call them.

Its because we raise them with care like a child. Like our own child. At least mine mean that much to me almost. Not as much as my kids but they are technically my kids too.
If one died id be temporarily heart hurt. That should count for something along the lines of personalizing.