Busted!

Had a sudden day off work midweek during a gloriously sunny day which for England is a rarity at times, so a friend and i drove into the country and he figred to open a famrers gate and drive up a field onto the top of a hill for a joint. Just as i saprked up a random hiker jumps out and confronts us, basically a cocky old nob wiht little better to do, he was friends with the land owner. He blocked our car and called the police, i dumped it all in the grass, and just got a stern shake of the head and was told where i should go if i want to get high. I took a hike h next day, retrived my gear and sat smoking a joint in the umpire seat of an abandoned tennis cout overrun by deer and bracken

Other than that, nothing, we get a lot of protests and such around here, whenever there i heavy police presence i make a habbit out of rolling a cigarette to look like a fat joint, and just walking past them and their horsies, never been stopped or owt. They know too much!

Just out of highschool, me and my buds are walking home from a long night at the ripper club. Still have 1/2 oz in my backpack we have not finished, and we are all wasted.

Anyway we are being loud, like very loud walking home, when we hear someone yell out 'KEEP IT DOWN', well my drunken friend spins around instantly with the double barrels and a big 'FUCK YOU'.

The 'KEEP IT DOWN' came from a police officer out on a smoke break at the police station which we were almost directly outside of. The moment I see what is happening I calm my friend down, yell 'SORRY OFFICER' and we keep walking.

Not 5 minutes later and maybe 3 blocks away a squad car pulls up behind us with lights on, now we gota show ID, the rigamaroll. We ended up NOT getting busted, but that is another story.

it was 1976 I flew to Cali from midwest to see some friends. while there I scored a hundred hits of blotter. I took alot of acid back then, into alternate reality and all that shit. So anyway I wadded the whole sheet of acid up and started chewin on it. a few hours later about 6 a.m. i was sittin on a street corner somewhere in berkley. I saw a sqaud car do a u turn and come towards me. I had a pipe in my jean jacket pocket. at this point i was really fucked up on the acid. the cop got out of his car and came toward me. I reached in my pocket got the pipe , i was gonna throw it behind me so i pretended to cough and threw the pipe. instead of going behind me it landed in front of me between me and the cop that was about 10 feet away. He reached down picked ot up and put it in his shirt pocket. he says "what ya doing" I says "about a hundred hits of acid". he laughs and asks where i got it and stuff. I told him from some guy I just met. he asked if I had any money. I showed him some. he said you cant be just sitting around the street here it's gonna get busy pretty soon. He told me there was a motel down the street and left. I wandered into a residential area, sat down on the curb with my head in my hands, my body broke into millions of pieces all saying "do we go together" "do we go together" "do we go together" "do we go together" "do we go together". After I got the pieces all back together I started to think maybe i needed some help. a second later an ambulance pulled up in front of me. I thought wow it works all I have to do is think something and it happens lol. turns out the people whose yard i was sitting in front of called them. I spent the next 5 days in a psych ward until I convinced them i really took a hundred hits of acid and wasnt really crazy.

llamas said:

We ended up NOT getting busted, but that is another story.

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Oh man, did they make you suck their cocks or something?




hate it when they do that

spandy said:

Oh man, did they make you suck their cocks or something?




hate it when they do that

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I was 19 or so at the time and just bought a car from my aunt so I needed a hand installing a new stereo and some speakers in the trunk. Called a couple of buddies over to check out the car and give me a hand putting everything in. Everything goes smoothly so I tell the guys I'll buy them some Burger King before taking them home. These guys lived less than 10 minutes away so it wasn't very far from my house at all. About halfway to where we were going and the speakers in the trunk short out so I pull the car over and park and pop the trunk to take a look. In less time than it takes to find a couple of speaker wire and retape, 6 cop cars show up with all of their lights off and come out of their vehicles with guns drawn and screaming to show our hands. Turns out my buddy had a 1/4 on him and since he was in my vehicle, it was enough to haul all of our asses to jail. We had absolutely NO idea what was going on. Just a minute earlier we were fartin around with a radio and the next we have guns in our faces. The reason the cops show? We parked in someone's parking spot, she was pissed and called the cops saying we were trying to shove someone in the trunk of a car. After a few minutes of being on the scene the cops realize that's not the case but decide to take us in anyway for the pot possession. I STILL get pissed about this and it happened almost 15 years ago.

Mistik076 said:

I was 19 or so at the time and just bought a car from my aunt so I needed a hand installing a new stereo and some speakers in the trunk. Called a couple of buddies over to check out the car and give me a hand putting everything in. Everything goes smoothly so I tell the guys I'll buy them some Burger King before taking them home. These guys lived less than 10 minutes away so it wasn't very far from my house at all. About halfway to where we were going and the speakers in the trunk short out so I pull the car over and park and pop the trunk to take a look. In less time than it takes to find a couple of speaker wire and retape, 6 cop cars show up with all of their lights off and come out of their vehicles with guns drawn and screaming to show our hands. Turns out my buddy had a 1/4 on him and since he was in my vehicle, it was enough to haul all of our asses to jail. We had absolutely NO idea what was going on. Just a minute earlier we were fartin around with a radio and the next we have guns in our faces. The reason the cops show? We parked in someone's parking spot, she was pissed and called the cops saying we were trying to shove someone in the trunk of a car. After a few minutes of being on the scene the cops realize that's not the case but decide to take us in anyway for the pot possession. I STILL get pissed about this and it happened almost 15 years ago.

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Another incident happened a couple of years earlier but still pisses me off because of the way everything happened. A friend of mine borrows his dad's friend's truck to pick me up and stay over for the night. He's got a couple of doobies on him and we decide we'll wait to spark up when we get back to his place. About halfway to his place and it starts down pouring rain like crazy, can hardly see in front of it as we're driving it's so bad. We're driving along and the truck starts to sputter and ultimately ends up dying at a major intersection but we managed to coast to the shoulder of the road, well off the road actually, and park it to see if we can get her started again. No luck, we're not mechanics and it's raining too hard to do anything so we're stuck. I look over at the red light and I see a cop car waiting for the light to change. He wasn't paying us any attention despite being just 15 feet away from us. Being young and naive, I got the idea that maybe this cop could give us a hand in some way. Stupid I know but there weren't any cell phones around at that time and neither of us had any money for a cab, maybe we could get this guy to give us a ride to a payphone. He cracks his window as he sees me approach and I ask him whatever it was I said and he says he wants me and my friend to get up against the vehicle with our hands on our head. Long story short, I ended up on my knees in 3 inches of rocks, mud and freezing ass water while he searched the truck twice and ran our names for warrants. My buddy was smart enough to toss the doobs under the truck behind a tire and out of view so that saves our asses. After not finding anything they say have a good night, got back in their cars and drove off. It's funny because at that point in my life I was seriously contemplating becoming a cop. That basically changed my entire outlook on leo and wanted no part of it.

Haven't been caught for marijuana but have been for the following:
Busted with a stolen bike (didn't know it was stolen, it was mates bike or whoever he borrowed it from )
Busted for assault because someone started on me but I beat the shit out of them? I don't know how that works but yeah.
Busted for shop lifting because I was with someone who had stolen while in change rooms.
3x Busted for drinking in public and drinking under age a while ago.

Haven't been busted for a thing since turning 18.

BustedParaphernalia said:

Cops stole $250 worth of paraphernalia from me. Because I like smoking a plant. Such utter bullshit. Court is tomorrow to decide my punishment. FOR SMOKING A PLANT.

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Hope things worked out in your favor. The laws are total bullshit, on that I'm sure we can all agree.

I found out that you shouldn't blaze in the movies parking lot (actually in the fast food parking lot next to the movies..why cause we were hungry too duh.) during the opening night of some pot smoking movie like pineapple express... 2 undercovers 1 k-9 unit and 2 regular squad cars later..took the blame for the 1/4oz we had in the car, cops took the bud and let us call for a ride for now... Wound up having to go to a marijuana education class that the teacher was a pothead for 20 years prior to getting the job! said he smoked 10 spliffs a day and his message to us... Don't Stop jus DONT GET CAUGHT.. basically I was just able to meet more local dealers. It wound up being a plus on that term but definitely shitty having a misdemeanor.. Expunged from the record now tho. fuck that shit.