Bums

J

J - Dog

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:peace:Most Bums are worthless POS..

BUt once in a while you find a cool Bum..
And at the same time, in today's Economy, you might find yourself Homelesss.

I go downtown to kick it with my Buddy.. he loves a nugget in his collection plate!

Just wondering if you are sympathetic to the Homeless!??
And Not the Junkies! :spew:


My buddy Shaun is an Old Skool Hippy and Loves to get Baked! :joint:


 
MyNameIsHead

MyNameIsHead

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yeah most bums are worthless i'm not gonna lie but once in a blue moon you'll find those ones that you just wish had something
it hurts because i have had homeless friends and during hurricanes down here and on cold ass nights i wonder whats going on with them or if they are even alive still
you just wish you could give them a career, home, wife, kids, everything
but yeah i used to chill with these bums with my friends
we would throw them $10 to get us beer and we would drink with them
it was the shit
 
J

J - Dog

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Cool, MyNameisHead..
But I was looking beyond the beer buying at the convenience store.. :blsmoke:

Thats all relevant and shit..
But I was hoping for a feel good story, or a "Damn Fuck" story.

I've beeen helping my Homeless friend , in the picture, for about 3 years.
Bringing him all kinds of chit..

He's a Hopeless Drunk tho'.. But he doesn't do hard drugs..
He just smokes and drinks plenty.. Thats why he's cool in my book.
 
octafunk

octafunk

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I was talking about bums today and I decided bums are the most environmental friendly people on earth. They don*t use gas because they push shopping carts everywhere and they clean up the streets by picking up cans and bottles and other recyclable objects.
I don*t mind if alittle bit of my taxes goes to a soup kitchen.
 
smokingbot

smokingbot

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At least he doesn't know where you live.. I got a bum "friend", not homeless lives about a mile away with his parents and he is 33 with 2 kids.. This motherfucker would always ride his bike up to my old job and ask people for cigarettes and shit.. After a while of being generous he just got damn greedy. He will straight up be like want to smoke a bowl, and doesn't have bud.. want to drink, but has no money.. and expects me and my girl to hook him up.. Dude found out where I lived and he will ride his bike over at random ass hours and shit, got really really annoying..
 
smokingbot

smokingbot

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Dude you have no idea, this mofo has came to my house at like 11:30 at night ringing the door bell and shit wanting chronic.. I'm like aw hell no.. He has the worst life ever so I just feel so damn bad for him..
 
MyNameIsHead

MyNameIsHead

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dude
i have this friend his name is kim, he is like 47 and lives in a shed sized house in his wifes backyard, his best friend died and he married the widow
when he saw his step daughter in public he hit her, and i saw that shit but i didnt do shit
well he is 47 like i said and lives in a shed and all he does is watch tv all day and drink take pills and smoke. i have never in my life seen him sober, and he sells drugs, at fucking 47
he has a friend who lives in the main house who is like 67 and has no job and steals shit from people and always begs for drugs and beer
 
smokingbot

smokingbot

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hahaha dude is 47 living in a shack in the backyard of his best friends ex-wife, now his wife??? WTF? Why doesn't he just live in the main house? I think he has my bum beat.
 
J

J - Dog

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My Bro Shaun is tight.

Yeah, he asks "You got any bud?" when I see him

But dude is Old Skool. I listen to his stories...He grew up in the Old Portland, Oregon.

For Real Do' . :joint:
 
smokingbot

smokingbot

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Ya but he doesn't come to your house expecting it, that shit is pretty whack.. Shaun looks like this bum I saw on "keepin up with the kardashians" they like hooked him up with teeth and shit.
 
MyNameIsHead

MyNameIsHead

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that dude shaun sounds cool but he is probably just used to the hand outs of weed
you have to remember, bums aren't in normal society so they are different people
if i were you i wouldnt be phased by him asking for bud its basically like giving a dog a treat at a more complex form
i would love to have a pet bum lol
 
DWR

DWR

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Bad exp. with bums, steal, take, are nice to you because they have to...

sorry but i dont feel sorry for them

They wernt good at making it real in this life..... they could easy get a job, as they are mostly american bums to be honest and have a pass from the USA... U CAN WORK AS A RUBISH MAN !

U CAN WORK AS A SALES AGENT !!!! I mean common if u want to help them take them home, do them a cv, get them some clothes a set for 260 dollars !

Shoes, Pants, Socks, hat, Haircut, T-shirt and a jumper ^^

Then send off for him, tell him there's you job interview... tell the guy thats gona interview him that this guy needs the job ;)

PEACE
 
J

J - Dog

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I Learn From Him...

I respect my Elders..

In this case..

He has a rich Knowledge. I try to tap it in a nice way..
That nice way is usually :joint::joint:
 
J

J - Dog

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smokingbot said:
I hate the pushy bums that demand change. That shit isn't cool.
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That shit is true too..

Fuck those MotherFuckers..

JUnkies usually.. pieces of shit.. they try handles in teh mall parking lot, panhandle, bus-stop.. --
Fukkin Parasites!
 
smokingbot

smokingbot

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J - Dog said:
I Learn From Him...

I respect my Elders..

In this case..

He has a rich Knowledge. I try to tap it in a nice way..
That nice way is usually :joint::joint:
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In all honesty that's why I don't mind chilling with dude I was talking about sometimes.. He's got 10 years on me, kids, grew up in the city, had a rough life.. On the outside you'd look at him and think he was retarded. People don't realize you cannot peer into ones brain..
 
29menace

29menace

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this one goes with your one lol... i dont mind them as long as they dont give you hastle..

ive been homless b4 and it aint that nice man..
ppl look dwn at you all the time like ur a piece o shit.
i wouldnt wish homlessness on my worst enemy.
 

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smokingbot

smokingbot

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29menace said:
this one goes with your one lol... i dont mind them as long as they dont give you hastle..

ive been homless b4 and it aint that nice man..
ppl look dwn at you all the time like ur a piece o shit.
i wouldnt wish homlessness on my worst enemy.
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I think it would honestly almost be worse then prison.. At least there your guaranteed a meal ( ya a horrible one, with powdered milk). Toughing it on the streets would suck badly..
 
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WeFallToday

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I used to chill at this bookstore,there's this homeless woman there,she used to have a good paying job /husband then one day her husband left her,and not even a week later her apartmeant burned down.

Long story short,she doesnt do drugs or drink,she won't even take any ammount of money you give her.I feel sorry for her,but at the same time i respect her for that.She make's money collecting cans etc.When i used to hang out at the bookstore in real cold night's or if it was storming/snowing i would get her an hotel room for the night.She always payed me back though,even though i always told her not to.




There's also another guy that's like 40 who live's in his parents basemeant.He's a complete loser,i used to always see him at the same place hitting on all the girls,it was so sick.But for some reason they didn't mind it.I never got why
 
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