bringing weed on vaca

xct92 said:

i plan on taping it to my gooch and my sister is going to tape some in her bra

would we be required to walk PAST the k9 dogs whiile boarding a carnival cruise?

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I'm not sure about the dogs but dude personally i would DEFINITELY find a way to take some on board.


Don't forget there are even simpler/safer ways to do this like you could even grind up the weed really fine to save space, then put it in several REALLY good zip lock bags (put first bag in second bag, then another bag around those two)

ensure that they are sealed COMPLETELY, then form the bag into a log shape, which you could then put into a full container of shampoo or conditioner (assuming they say it's okay to take that kinda thing in your luggage, seems like it wouldn't be a problem and if there are dogs I doubt they could smell that shit 3x bagged and then in shampoo on top of that. and voila, as much weed as you need for the entire trip.

Or you could put crushed weed in pens or something, then put the pens in a package full of pens so they look normal. I guess it would be more realistic to do this with hash but i'd be a little more paranoid of dogs smelling it, this way.


To tell you the truth, I'm super jealous you get to go on a cruise AND smoke weed.. don't worry about where to smoke, you should easily be able to (shouldn't be too hard)

Oh and obviously you would want to put it in the bottle as late as you can, and remove it from the bottle as early as you can (just go to your bathroom as soon as you get to your room or w/e) during the trip.

Hope this helps.

you will be good man. I went on a cruise to mexico on Carnival, there is very light security when u get on like maybe 1 or 2 cops at the docking station,
but other than that they dont even make u go through a metal detector or even screen ur bags.
I had brought 7g's to Mexico best places to smoke is usually the highest point on the boat.
Like for mine there was a mini-putt place up top that was generally empty after say 12 or 1 am.
good luck man! have fun

mcgyversmoke said:

best places to smoke is usually the highest point on the boat.

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That is so true. I've been on many cruises to nowhere in Florida & I've been on cruises to the bahamas. Every time I have brought weed. Never a problem bringing it on board & always found the highest point to smoke. Hell, I've even smoked on a staircase that went to the bridge. I was looking at the crewmen doing their thing while toking on a J.
The cruise ships that do go to ports like the ones in the bahamas you can bet your tuchas when you come back to the usa port that customs will be their & with dogs. Whatever weed you brought in the first place to take on the cruise, smoke it all up & not try to bring anything back. Just wait to get home to get more. Don't even think about saving that one last joint to smoke when on dry ground. It's not worth the chance.

Penalties in florida are terrible. Even for small amounts. If in need though, your girl has a pootie pie right? Well... just sayin'

dangledo said:

Penalties in florida are terrible. Even for small amounts. If in need though, your girl has a pootie pie right? Well... just sayin'

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Agreed. I live in South Florida and Penalities are terrible, lol trust me.

I have been on many cruises before and have seen many people get busted.

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Bringing bud on the ship wont be a problem, just have YOUR GIRL hide it

Now, If you are going to be getting off at stops such as bahamas, mexico, jamaica, any fucking island, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT BRING THE WEED ON LAND WITH YOU AND BRING IT BACK ONTO THE CRUISE SHIP.

THIS IS WHEN THEY SEARCH AND HAVE THE DOGS. THEY FIGURE PEOPLE ARE BRINGING BACK DRUGS ONTO THE BOAT WHEN ITS STOPPED. THEY KNOW BETTER.

If you want to smoke in the bahamas or on the ship your fine....but SMOKE IT ALL....DO NOT bring it back on the ship with you, dogs will be waiting.

If your going to follow through with this BE CAREFUL, but I would advise against it. Is getting arrested on your cruise worth it for a couple grams?? Ive seen lots of stupid kids think they can bring back bud on board and spend their vacation in cruise jail.

Like that one person said, bake some brownies....I would seal them up in an Entemans Brownie bag, no one would ever know. But same applies, dont bring it back onto the boat after stops.

Goodluck and be safe

think2toke said:

Your def good. Theres a ton of places to blaze on a cruise ship.

Now if your not 21 they are freaks about alchohol. My buddy got tazed for having some and trying to get away lol.

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I can see getting tazed for being a complete drunk asshole but tazed for trying to get away on a ship? the fuck would they need to even chase you for when they can just stand on the fucking deck and watch everyone who leaves the ship. A bit hard to get away on a ship.

5 ounces is alot to put in ones gooch

Bring deodorant.

twist it all the way to the end until the deodorant falls off, and put ur weed in the deodorant can.

screw back in the gel and ur set.

doing so lets out no odor because if anyone goes to smell it all they small is the deodorant.

worked for me on my cruise-

nemo.

xct92 said:

i plan on taping it to my gooch and my sister is going to tape some in her bra

would we be required to walk PAST the k9 dogs whiile boarding a carnival cruise?

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They generally don't have dogs on or near the cruise- I think I've been on a Carnival Cruise before, but I'm not sure if it wasn't some other cruiseline. But if you're going to be flying to the cruise, I'd leave it at home. A lot of airports have drug dogs.

One more thing.

Imagine trying to peel tape off your gooch. You'll pull the hair, and it will be very painful.

There are several ways, the safest of course is old school.
Get 2 condoms, put it in the first one, tie a knot, pull it back over and tie another knot. Put first condom in second condom, tie a knot, about an inch later, tie another knot. Lube it and take it to the hoop (butt)! I'd say it's the safest.
I just put it in my shoe.
Hope it helps!

Ive been threw the airport 1-2 times this way. Go buy some Blunt Wraps ROLL UP YOUR BLUNTS light the plastic back together and keep it in your pocket till your done flying. It worked for me and i was smoking my meds in Texas where they will beat you to death for a weed ticket lol glad im back home in colorado

lol just got back from cali. while i was out there i had looked in my bag for my toothbrush and to my surprise there was a vile i get my meds in aka weed. looked inside and there were two joints i had rolled just sittin there. so apparently you can just have it your checked bag and no one will know. hahaha

hallo
i am Russian,i am used to be in many controls,airports, train station, boats lol ,so the best way to bring medicine with u its in ur ass ,put in condoms and no problem ,minimum risk this way,once i had to take of all my clothes off including underwear and they xrated it hahahaah assholes
best regards

You will be good me and my mas went on about 3 cruises and she tapes it under her armpit even when she flies i would never bring it on an airplane so in that aspect i guess she has more balls than me but then again i look like i would get searched over her.But you will be fine they tell you when ur gettin off the shit to not bring anything back and as u leave depending on the area we were in mexico so there were dogs but they went on the boat while we were off didnt bother searching us youll be fine just dont be nervous remember the nervous get caught.

If you get caught smoking on the ship, they hand you over to the authorities on the next stop, and you're subjected to whatever those local laws are. You will be left behind. Trust me, it's not worth the risk. I smoke an ounce a week, and I go on cruises too, I just don't smoke. You'll be fine.

Jeez, is it that hard to go a week without smoke? Just consider it a short T break, it's not worth the risk, and definitely not worth shoving up your ass.

i live near port canavral here in florida, you will be fine getting on the boat and smoking there, hell some of the forigeners on the boat will probably smell and want to smoke to. Its getting back into the US that is the problem. ONLY BRING WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO SMOKE. IF ANY LEFT OVER GIVE IT TO THE SEA GODS AS A TOKEN OF A SAFE JOURNEY BACK.


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