The old guy ones are hella funny tooCurse you, @Aeroknow for turning me onto these fart videos, I've already wasted hours of my life. My favs are the eye contact farts, crazy way to assert dominance. This one made me spit some coffee, as he farts a flock of pigeons away. Fucking hilarious.
Purple Pain, Purple Pain.Speaking of pretty, check out the color of this bruise on my arm. Prince would be proud -
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I have them on other body parts, too, but you have to go to my Only Fans to see those. Should be good to get back in the saddle next week
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Purple Pain, Purple Pain.
Dogwood tree.I have 7 large trees on my property, this one is my fav -
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It flowers early in the season. The flowers only last 3-4 weeks, then all the pedals fall off and it leaves like a normal tree. Anyone know the species?
My lawn gets carpeted in pink/white pedals, really pretty. It is starting already...
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That's a magnolia treee - perhaps the jane or saucer variant, but not sure. They produce buds before winter that end up being flowers in the spring.I have 7 large trees on my property, this one is my fav -
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It flowers early in the season. The flowers only last 3-4 weeks, then all the pedals fall off and it leaves like a normal tree. Anyone know the species?
My lawn gets carpeted in pink/white pedals, really pretty. It is starting already...
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Dogwood usually have 4 petaled flowers but do bloom in a similar timeframe.Dogwood tree.
I have 7 large trees on my property, this one is my fav -
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It flowers early in the season. The flowers only last 3-4 weeks, then all the pedals fall off and it leaves like a normal tree. Anyone know the species?
My lawn gets carpeted in pink/white pedals, really pretty. It is starting already...
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I planted 13 tulip trees 20+ years ago - they are fast growing. They have leaves before they blossom in mid summer. Dogwood also has leaves before flowering. Whereas magnolia trees flower before producing leaves.Tulip tree. magnolia campbellii
Yea I believe that's a sugar magnolia one of my favorites also has a really nice smell. Ours are starting to bloom also. That's one is huge! NiceI have 7 large trees on my property, this one is my fav -
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It flowers early in the season. The flowers only last 3-4 weeks, then all the pedals fall off and it leaves like a normal tree. Anyone know the species?
My lawn gets carpeted in pink/white pedals, really pretty. It is starting already...
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The worst bruise I ever got was from an angry baby macaw. I am lucky I didn't have to get stitches. I miss that screamy fucker....
Le beep beep! Wear your helmet.
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My worst bruise, two days after the fall, by day five it was halfway up my back and all the way down to my knee.
I kicked a ski off in an icy chute skiing,
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My worst bruise, two days after the fall, by day five it was halfway up my back and all the way down to my knee.
I kicked a ski off in an icy chute skiing,
I was wearing a helmet, but it didn't help![]()